Oddly Specific Azz Usernames Un/Appreciation Thread

[drederick tatum]

Only on TheColi.com you’re gonna get a real goddamn Koala get accused of not being from Harlem

Koalas just take whatever they can get. That's why all the chlamydia

 

[drederick tatum]

Every time I see your name, I imagine a barber literally whispering to someone's hair as he's cutting it. I and at the same time.

Also, @LeaveMyHairLineAlone deserves a mention.

That thang long, ain't it?

 

[Calibrated]

...and some waffles fries

Wait, Op didn't @ you?

Spoiler

Unforgivable

 

[invalid]

@Yagirlcheatinonus
@Tookalossfellbackcameback
@ginathataintnodamnpuppy

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

Every time I see your name, I imagine a barber literally whispering to someone's hair as he's cutting it. I and at the same time.

Also, @LeaveMyHairLineAlone deserves a mention.

....

 

[High Art]

That thang long, ain't it?

I don't know which one is funnier, the one with the dog or the original.

 

[Buddy]

@⠀⠀⠀
I see now

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

@⠀⠀⠀
I see now

 

[RhodyRum]

@skeetsinternal
@nevercmynut
@NutInsider

Y'all nikkas degenerates

 

[RhodyRum]

@Another Man

We need him back for meme purposes

 

[RhodyRum]

Oh no love for
@Devilinurear

When I first joined this site I used to misread your name as "Devil In Your Rear."

Had me assuming you was a Top Shotta on JBO thinking your name was on some hellishly freaky shıt

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

@DrexlersFade why did you dedicate your name to this man's anemic ass hairline

 

[DrexlersFade]

@DrexlersFade why did you dedicate your name to this man's anemic ass hairline

I was watching the 92 finals one day and I see this niugga at the line I'm like yo that's worst cut I ever seen nikka had a fukked up taper a bald spot a light fade all in one so I'm telling my girl I'm like look at this nikka Cut so we just started laughing.

Then I was like the next message board I join I'm going to name myself DREXLERSCUT which was my former name until I swiitched it to Fade

If you see in my signature "I'm on my 1992 Drexler's Finals cut shyt so you know what it is!!! basically I don't give a fukk just like Clyde didn't about his haircut until he got to Houston. That fukked up cut was probably the reason why they lost fukk was Clyde thinking with that shyt

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

I was watching the 92 finals one day and I see this niugga at the line I'm like yo that's worst cut I ever seen nikka had a fukked up taper a bald spot a light fade all in one so I'm telling my girl I'm like look at this nikka Cut so we just started laughing.

Then I was like the next message board I join I'm going to name myself DREXLERSCUT which was my former name until I swiitched it to Fade

If you see in my signature "I'm on my 1992 Drexler's Finals cut shyt so you know what it is!!! basically I don't give a fukk just like Clyde didn't about his haircut until he got to Houston. That fukked up cut was probably the reason why they lost fukk was Clyde thinking with that shyt

They even made Drexler's character balding in NBA Jam


Terry Porter wasn't much better

 

[DrexlersFade]

They even made Drexler's character balding in NBA Jam


Terry Porter wasn't much better

Look at this shyt bruh

Look at his lineup

How could my name not be DrexlersCut/FADE