Obsessive compulsive shyt that you do but can't help it

[A.V.]

Must sleep with bedroom door locked, room must be completely dark. Can't fade the thought of someone runnin up in my shyt (Came from years of runnin up in nikkas shyt) while I'm at my most vulnerable. And this is even if the house doors is double locked & deadbolted. Gotta have enough time to reach for that ratchet just in case...





I delete texts once I figure a convo is done...Even if I know I'll be hearing from that person a short while later...shyt just doesn't leave my inbox lookin "clean" to have mad random convos saved in there & shyt...I be seein some ppl shyt and it's all over the place, shyt has me like






Real nikka shyt, no homo...I think I'd feel slightly if I used wet or baby wipes to wipe my ass...But the last sheet of TP I wipe wit when I'm done takin a dump at home, and the tissues done went from Wesley, to El Dibarge, to Eminem, I always wet the last one in the sink (just a little + a lil drop of soap) to make sure I get any stray streaks...Smh. The worst is walkin behind someone and smellin they shytty ass cuz they didn't have an official wipe game...And I'd hate to be the nikka anybody ever got inside jokes about sayin "yooooo that nikka smell like straight shyt!"

 

[Stepdaddy]

every time i get hard i have to bust a nut

if I'm wrong, i don't wanna be right...

 

[ADK]

I hate when people don't turn off lights when they're done with them. I used to wonder why people made a big deal about it when I was younger but now it annoys me to see people leave a room and have a light on or even be inside of the room with hella daylight with the regular light on.

 

[JLova]

I got this thing where I lock my door when I leave the crib, and I can know for a fact that I locked it, but when I walk away and get in the car, I always go back and check it anyway . Today I wanted to fukk with my own head and myself to the test: I locked the door and drove away from the house. I got halfway up the block and turned around to check the muthafukka anyway .

That shyt is so cotdamn weird, but I know I'm not the only one that does shyt like this . Unburden yaself and share

My girl does this. She'll check the door like 2-3 times.

 

[MikelArteta]

when i was smaller i used to be real bad, as if someone touched my fork or something i had to get a brand new one.

 

[luckyse7enz]

*presses car alarm to lock doors when I get out.*

*presses car alarm again to unlock and lock as I'm putting house key into the door*

*one more time through the window after I shut the door*

I also can't sleep unless I'm on my stomach or side with my arms tucked in/folded under something for fear of being tickled in my dreams. I had a nightmare when I was a kid where I was tickled until I couldn't breathe. Can't sleep on my back b/c my mom compared it to being in a casket when I was young so it's always stuck with me.

 

[ADK]

Oh yea, when I was younger none of my food could touch at all. I remember I used to even use multiple forks/spoons for different sides.

 

[Reggie]

When I was younger if anyone sat on my bed then I immediately had to wash my sheets after they left before I slept on them again. I also pretty much vacuum my car weekly even if no one but me has been in there. And when I clean furniture I have to make sure that not a speck of dust on it before I will stop cleaning it.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I unlock my door to my car just to lock it back

I have all of my clothes coordinated this way : tee shirts by color and size, pools by brand, thermals, long sleeve tees, vneck sweaters, regular sweaters button ups, button downs,, suits, etc.....also jeans by color (darkest to lightest), same with khakis and shorts. Shoes by running, casual, brand, wear and tear.

Yea, I have a problem

Also impossible for. Me to sleep in my bedroom if there's a tv in there. Reason me and my wife had a issue. Also, no light whatsoever.

Oh yea, I'll be late to work just to make my bed up. Cannot leave the house with the bed unmade

 

[ADK]

Funny how I used to be scared of the dark, now it's one of the best things to have

 

[Rigamortus]

When I listen to music / watch tv the volume has to be on an odd number.

I have to walk on a sidewalk at all times and only cross streets at a crosswalk

 

[JBoy]

I always turn off the TV to the local CBS station
I normally eat breakfast at damn near the exact same time every day

 

[Yogi]

Make sure my downstairs door is lock every time I go down there.

I check my doors about 3 times a night to make sure they are locked.

Sometimes, when I leave for work, I turn back around and make sure that I closed the garage door.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Funny how I used to be scared of the dark, now it's one of the best things to have

You merely adopted the darkness.....I was born in it

 

[T-K-G]

im really OCD about my mouth, constantly brushing throughout the day

dont eat p*ssy

i dont even let bytches tongue kiss me , that shyt always was to me

if i had a drink in a cup and someone (regardless if boy of girl, family or friend) drinks some of it "you keep that shyt, it aint mine anymore "

even if a nikka passes me a cup and his hands are all over the rim area i either gotta wash that shyt or im not using it

when im smokin blunts with other people, every time i get the blunt i run a lil flame over the end to kill of any germs they may have had

im not lettin shyt touch my mouth except for food