Obama says he will wash Boehner’s car, and walk Mitch McConnell’s dog

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It was a joke... I mean he's a corny n1gga.. but he's not c00ning it up though. Plus he knows if one of them old c@cs were the ones to say ..Hey Barry... if this happen's would u wash my car? - it would look horrible on the GOP
 

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Joke or sarcasm it makes him sound like a simp...."baby I'll do anything to go out with you"
 

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OH NOOOOO. It's all over, the president has sold out, there's no hope for tomorrow, he's in colusion with the GOP, he's their puppet, their house negro, Obama's :stylin: for the white man....

:comeon:

Honestly i like this "daily show" Obama approach that's been happening the last few weeks.
 

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From the guy who leaves message boards because people saw his face. fukk up before i blunt force trauma your bird chest with a flick of my middle finger.

If another patch disappeared from your hairline every time you told that lie, you would only have a shag on the hotdog pack on the back of your ugly ass neck left.

Seek help for your dissociative identity disorder and repressed homosexuality.
 

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If another patch disappeared from your hairline every time you told that lie, you would only have a shag on the hotdog pack on the back of your ugly ass neck left.

Seek help for your dissociative identity disorder and repressed homosexuality.

:laff: I remember your poor bytch ass writing maturely written tangents about how people had gone to far now that they saw your faggedy ass face bruh. You're pathetic, weak and havnt changed since that time. You still a bytch.

1. Talkin shyt and apologizing when your hoe card gets pulled
2. Reporting posters to get them banned.

You are a hoe cake, you cant fight and you arent a man. Sit before i break a chair on your arm.
 

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:laff: I remember your poor bytch ass writing maturely written tangents about how people had gone to far now that they saw your faggedy ass face bruh. You're pathetic, weak and havnt changed since that time. You still a bytch.

1. Talkin shyt and apologizing when your hoe card gets pulled
2. Reporting posters to get them banned.

You are a hoe cake, you cant fight and you arent a man. Sit before i break a chair on your arm.

:snooze: Go change the diaper on your fakkit son and buy your ugly ass rescued sex slave baby momma a facelift so maybe she'll finally agree to marry your sorry loser ass.
 

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:snooze: Go change the diaper on your fakkit son and buy your ugly ass rescued sex slave baby momma a facelift so maybe she'll finally agree to marry your sorry loser ass.

Face lift. Bruh your bytch got animal print nail polish, is ugly and dress like a bird while you try to act like some scholar. You can tell you lost your virginity to a hoodrat and never looked back. Not only that, yall old as shyt and she dont even want your babies but who would knowing the nikka gonna come out the womb needing testosterone replacement therapy. She prays she can do better but a bytch ass nikka in who cleans rat shyt in laboratories is a step up from the nikkas she used to fukk in the trap house. :skip:
 

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Face lift. Bruh your bytch got animal print nail polish, is ugly and dress like a bird while you try to act like some scholar. You can tell you lost your virginity to a hoodrat and never looked back. Not only that, yall old as shyt and she dont even want your babies but who would knowing the nikka gonna come out the womb needing testosterone replacement therapy. She prays she can do better but a bytch ass nikka in who cleans rat shyt in laboratories is a step up from the nikkas she used to fukk in the trap house. :skip:

Sure Mowglee. My wife is better looking, smarter and superior in every way to that ugly ass man-faced skeletor bird-looking Asian bytch you shacked up with in your mid-30's and demeaned herself enough to shyt out your putrid larvae.

And she still won't marry your pathetic ass :umad: I know it hurts you. She's holding out for someone who's totally heterosexual and doesn't come home in a cum-stained jujitsu gi smelling like other men's sweaty balls every night.

And your insecure ass got her locked down, following her, checking up on her, not letting her leave or do anything without your permission. :russ: Nobody wants your ugly ass bytch bruh...unless they're a pedo and they think she's a little boy.

But more than that, I'm happy. You stuck with a chick you don't love and you control, and she secretly hates you and won't marry you and will be getting dikked down by a white man if you take the cuffs off her a second :heh: And you got a kid with her. Nice life. :laff:
 

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Thread closed, nothing more to see here. Hopefully these two will stop beefing at some point :aicmon:
 
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