NXT on USA [5/7/24]: The "Whoop That" Era has begun

[CBoz]

Kemp couldn't hold his hate until the end.

 

[Novembruh]

having chest hair and no facial hair in wrestling gotta be the most heel move possible at this point right?

 

[A.R.$]

This picture made me realize I’m old as fukk. She is super cute, but looks way too young for my taste. That why I like Raw and Smackdown were I can look at grown ass women in their 30s with big booties

 

[Trips]

Fallon Deeboing the shining wizard from Tegan Janetty?

Welp. Her heel turn failed. I will be cheering her at all times henceforth. Even during matches she isn't in.

Beat me to it. I was getting ready to say. Add another person doing the Wizard better and prettier than Tegan

 

[Novembruh]

Lash dominated the competition at... *checks notes*... throwing it back.

Nope.I will be speaking no further on this.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[g-ice]

Hopefully they not out here cappin’ with the data they collecting.

 

[Novembruh]

I said whoever won conditioning challenge should call me
I take nothing back and look forward to hearing from the pitbull

 

[Trips]

Kelani and Melo about the make an all-time 2nd generation beige flippy wrestler if they have kids

wait.

no.

If Kelani and Melo made a baby... it's just be Ricochet wouldn't it?

Melo got more culture than that I would hope. He ain't going to let his kids be like Rico

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

So Ivy can last huh?

 

[Trips]

Hopefully they not out here cappin’ with the data they collecting.

Some of them dudes collecting data look mad suspect. I'm sure one of them was that Walker goof

 

[JQ Legend]

Fallon pin me like that, ref can count to 1000 and I still ain’t ever kicking out

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[Novembruh]

Melo got more culture than that I would hope. He ain't going to let his kids be like Rico

I just meant in terms of a beige flippy wrestler of all-time tier.

If Melo and Kelani had a kid, of course that kid would have more culture.

...Because that kid would have a hairline

Spoiler

IT DON'T STOP, O'SHEA. THE SHOTS END WHEN I DIE OR YOU COME UP OFF SAMANTHA. WE CRASHIN OUT IN CALI THIS WEEK nikka

 

[CBoz]

Didn't even hurt
Pretending to be knocked out was just a Trick move too

Trick is getting that sympy vote from Lash. He's playing the long game.