NXT on USA [1/9/24]: Tag Team Dream - The Dusty Classic Returns

[Rollie Forbes]

Don't trust any white man with Bigen in his beard.

 

[Vice Queen]

What's strain Book?!

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

"Hey Hunter.... Yeah what's up brother...I been watchin NXT from my trailer here while shooting the hit show 'Billions'.... I noticed we haven't seen Ava yet...."

"Siri...Call Shawn..."

 

[Raw Sauce]

Lash lookin scrumptious

 

[Thebadguy]

Drag' you ain't been in America too long...you don't just sign a contract a white man throw in your face.

I bet Eddy Thorpe was looking at him like

 

[CBoz]

"You notice how Lash's color was green? Because she's Money Maaaaaannnn"!

 

[CBoz]

JBL failed with Corbin but could do wonders with Briggs.

 

[Novembruh]

if they really going with the knockoff Journey song and not the real thing for Jensen, then it's Grand Opening Grand Closing for real.
That shyt coulda gotten him over. But the knockoff? That shyt gonna have him jobbing on LVL Up until the rest of his hair leaves him and he outchea looking 40 before he's even 25

 

[CBoz]

if they really going with the knockoff Journey song and not the real thing for Jensen, then it's Grand Opening Grand Closing for real.
That shyt coulda gotten him over. But the knockoff? That shyt gonna have him jobbing on LVL Up until the rest of his hair leaves him and he outchea looking 40 before he's even 25

He ain't worth the licensing fees, knock off is what he gets.

 

[g-ice]

Damn, Tiff

 

[Novembruh]

ain't tryna talk shyt about Reggie - he used to be cuz and STL blue is some different shyt considering how red everything is out there. Mans probably used to things being against him.

But... OTM ain't it with him carrying it. Stokely coulda made that work, but Scrypts ain't enough of a talker. Especially because for a pair meant to be that grimy, they need a manager on some Stringer Bell 'reformed gangster tryna comport himself properly but always a push from going back to the old days' energy if they not gonna go with a comedic edge like Stoke woulda brought. And that ain't what we getting here.

I know Bronco billed from Oaktown and all that, but... it just don't feel real. Feels like a B-tier Cryme Tyme and it shouldn't.

RIP Shad

 

[Grifter]

Should've taken that outfit off, don't want to get it dirty.

 

[The Villain]

Fallon and Tiff on the ranch would be the start of a great scene

 

[Vice Queen]

Lord, not the dookie shot

 

[g-ice]

Girl looking tore up from the floor up.