Im not the one who can't hold a conversation with the opposite sex, that's you. You're the socially awkward, failed "business man" with no friends who comes on the Internet to feel cool. fukk you and your ain't shyt ass mama for raising you. Word to
@Cat piss martini
kenneth is a weirdo to the core.....
(how he's gonna trick a white woman to marry him)
*first date*
ken: have a seat beautiful
![ohhh :ohhh: :ohhh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ohhh.png)
white girl: so what are we eating?
![usure :usure: :usure:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/usure.png)
ken: lets do salads and spring water.
![jbhmm :jbhmm: :jbhmm:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/jbhmmm.png)
white girl: i'll have the lobster and clams
![mjpls :mjpls: :mjpls:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)
ken:
![bryan :bryan: :bryan:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/50KS8.png)
white girl: so what do you do for a living
![usure :usure: :usure:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/usure.png)
ken: *mumbles* uber driver
![mjcry :mjcry: :mjcry:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjcry1.png)
white: excuse me
![usure :usure: :usure:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/usure.png)
ken: i drive for uber
![patrice :patrice: :patrice:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/patrice.png)
white girl.
![what :what: :what:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/what.png)
ken: your hair looks like it smells good
![noah :noah: :noah:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/noah.png)
white girl:
![what :what: :what:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/what.png)
ken: i'd love to wash your feet
![noah :noah: :noah:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/noah.png)
white girl: wow time is flying.
![beli :beli: :beli:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/beli.png)
ken: so i'm a nigerian prince who will own billions once married
![mjpls :mjpls: :mjpls:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)
white girl: you dont say.
![mjpls :mjpls: :mjpls:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)
ken: *stupid fukkin laugh*
![heh :heh: :heh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/heh.png)
white girl: I love your laugh.
![jbhmm :jbhmm: :jbhmm:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/jbhmmm.png)
ken: i want to marry at once.
![mjpls :mjpls: :mjpls:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)
white girl: i'll need time to tell my folks but next week works.
![sas1 :sas1: :sas1:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sass1.png)
ken:
![banderas :banderas: :banderas:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/banderas.png)
white girl: we'll consummate on honeymoon night:
![mjpls :mjpls: :mjpls:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)
ken: