Now you're in a room full of Uncles...

Not even gonna ask you a question, Nephew...


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Orbital-Fetus

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Nah I'm a woman. Scenario doesn't apply nephew.
No, that makes it even more interesting.
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One moment you are browsing thecoli.com. Then you are in a giant room full of Uncles. At first everyone is silent but then all at once, hundreds of voices say "What up, Unc?" and they all start dapping each other up. There are no windows but you think you can see the top of a door across the giant room. The Uncles closest to you stop and approach you with Kool-Aid smiles and say "What up, Nephew!" Then they start trying to rub your head and and son you but you back up. Then they all pull out phones and start showing you their favorite porn. You bumrush through the small group of Uncles only to face a hoard more. They all have their phones out showing porn to each other as you push your way through to the door. The entire time your dome is being disrespected by the hands of Uncles wanting to give it a rub and "What up, Nephew!" rings out all around you.

Finally you make it to the door and open it only to find that it's another room full of slightly older Uncles. They turn to you and say "What up, nephew!"
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fukk kind of uncles you had?

:gucci:

Did you get touched as a child?
 
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