Now you're in a room full of Uncles...

[Orbital-Fetus]

One moment you are browsing thecoli.com. Then you are in a giant room full of Uncles. At first everyone is silent but then all at once, hundreds of voices say "What up, Unc?" and they all start dapping each other up. There are no windows but you think you can see the top of a door across the giant room. The Uncles closest to you stop and approach you with Kool-Aid smiles and say "What up, Nephew!" Then they start trying to rub your head and and son you but you back up. Then they all pull out phones and start showing you their favorite porn. You bumrush through the small group of Uncles only to face a hoard more. They all have their phones out showing porn to each other as you push your way through to the door. The entire time your dome is being disrespected by the hands of Uncles wanting to give it a rub and "What up, Nephew!" rings out all around you.

Finally you make it to the door and open it only to find that it's another room full of slightly older Uncles. They turn to you and say "What up, nephew!"

 

[Jean Jacket]

Reminds me of this joint.


Particular scene when NoFace is forcing gluttony onto the victims in order to consume them.


Seriously...if your Uncle was showing you porn as a child...he needs to be reported.

Especially if it was anal prolapse porn.

You got a link so I can verify ?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Reminds me of this joint.


Particular scene when NoFace is forcing gluttony onto the victims in order to consume them.


Seriously...if your Uncle was showing you porn as a child...he needs to be reported.

Especially if it was anal prolapse porn.

You got a link so I can verify ?

I'm not talking about kids. I'm talking about you, a grown ass man in a room full of Uncles.

 

[Jean Jacket]

I'm not talking about kids. I'm talking about you, a grown ass man in a room full of Uncles.

I figured you were reaching out through trauma.

It's ok Breh.

If I was stuck with 5 dozen Uncs, I would probably wild out and start fighting.

 

[Allen Poe]

this sounds like some shyt you'd see on MeatCanyon's youtube channel

 

[Xyrax]

 

[ScoopNScore]

sound like some kinda Twilight Zone episode or Doom romhack or something some young cats would legit die off this scenario too

Although I'd settle for the porn overload if that's all they do, just glad there ain't the ones with the hour long stories or who ask you how to do something on their devices

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

sound like some kinda Twilight Zone episode or Doom romhack or something some young cats would legit die off this scenario too

Although I'd settle for the porn overload if that's all they do, just glad there ain't the ones with the hour long stories or who ask you how to do something on their devices

What up, Nephew!

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Then they all pull out phones and start showing you their favorite porn. You bumrush through the small group of Uncles only to face a hoard more. They all have their phones out showing porn to each other as you push your way through to the door. The entire time your dome is being disrespected by the hands of Uncles wanting to give it a rub and "What up, Nephew!" rings out all around you.

Sounds like chatgpt describing when you get stuck in JBO, everyone's dapping each others' porn posts but you're just trying to get back to TLR.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Sounds like chatgpt describing when you get stuck in JBO, everyone's dapping each others' porn posts but you're just trying to get back to TLR.

Yo, that thought did cross my mind making this thread. I personally rarely visit JBO but I imagine it's just a bunch of Uncles showing each other porn and every once in a while a Nephew (non JBO regular) shows up and gets melted. I understand the allure of porn, but to bring it to message board levels of investment is wild.

 

[Buddy]

One moment you are browsing thecoli.com. Then you are in a giant room full of Uncles. At first everyone is silent but then all at once, hundreds of voices say "What up, Unc?" and they all start dapping each other up. There are no windows but you think you can see the top of a door across the giant room. The Uncles closest to you stop and approach you with Kool-Aid smiles and say "What up, Nephew!" Then they start trying to rub your head and and son you but you back up. Then they all pull out phones and start showing you their favorite porn. You bumrush through the small group of Uncles only to face a hoard more. They all have their phones out showing porn to each other as you push your way through to the door. The entire time your dome is being disrespected by the hands of Uncles wanting to give it a rub and "What up, Nephew!" rings out all around you.

Finally you make it to the door and open it only to find that it's another room full of slightly older Uncles. They turn to you and say "What up, nephew!"

You miracously survive round 2 with UncSet
No lie, you looked like Bruce Lee in that bytch
Finally you make it to the door, but there's a boss this time....




"What's up nephew?"

 

[Jean Jacket]

You miracously survive round 2 with UncSet
No lie, you looked like Bruce Lee in that bytch
Finally you make it to the door, but there's a boss this time....




"What's up nephew?"

 

[Jean Jacket]

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

"What's up nephew?"

This must be the "final boss" uncle
Take a seat young blood.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I'm gonna start calling randos Nephew irl.