Not another animal thread but do leopards have ANY chill, AT ALL? :wow:

[Cowboyz89]

You know how i would kill a leopard?

Brazillian Jiujitsu.

A Leopard has never been armbarred and a leopard has never been punched in the face with a savage right hook.

Imagine hearing growls of pain and thumping sounds and then turning the corner to see this nygga with a tight arm bar on a leopard. The leopard using his tail to tap out but no fukks are given. Mowgli spits on the Leopard while he nurses his broken arm and then walks off while
plays from nowhere in particular.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Who buzzed him in?

stealth leopard only needs stealth

 

[Michael's Black Son]

motherfukka went in there like he was checking his mailbox

swag

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

The video to that

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[KyokushinKarateMan]

Leopards out there antelope thuggin again
They're too big , leopard, go home

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

"The dust kicked up by a herd is like a flag fluttering it's signal to every Lion in the area.
But the leopard doesn't care, and he holds his course.
Usually, leopards bolt at the first sign of a lion. But when this one strolls on with little more than a glance over his shoulder, his confidence unnerves the lions.."

 

[HoloGraphic]

@Mowgli understands BJJ makes man greater than beast and without opposable thumbs you can easily knot any cat out of 9 lives with an Ezekiel choke. Then you can proudly rock the fur coat you caught with your bear hands.

 

[HoloGraphic]

"The dust kicked up by a herd is like a flag fluttering it's signal to every Lion in the area.
But the leopard doesn't care, and he holds his course.
Usually, leopards bolt at the first sign of a lion.
But when he strolls on with little more than a glance over his shoulder, his confidence unnerves the lions.."

SWAG is the leopards greatest weapon. Nikkas name is 'Burnt Ebony' FOH, cotdamn

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli understands BJJ makes man greater than beast and without opposable thumbs you can easily knot any cat out of 9 lives with an Ezekiel choke. Then you can proudly rock the fur coat you caught with your bear hands.

BJJ gives you the ability to fight like a cat in the ground. There are no boundaries. You just go with the flow. A leopard has one move. The throat grab. Take that away and it has no chance and thankfully in bjj and hiphop whichbis my religion we learn to protect our necks

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

@malta more dive bombing. They dont even see it coming

 

[Mowgli]

Imagine hearing growls of pain and thumping sounds and then turning the corner to see this nygga with a tight arm bar on a leopard. The leopard using his tail to tap out but no fukks are given. Mowgli spits on the Leopard while he nurses his broken arm and then walks off while
plays from nowhere in particular.

I would have a leopard in a whizzer and easily transition to a High back arch.

Guarantee the leopard will counter with this

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Camping for the double kill

Name another predator out there who is so nice with their shyt, so confident, so efficient, that they have the luxury to CHOOSE what they want for dinner.
Catch one, tastes too salty, fukk it catch another

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

this nikka got his shyt smacked off so fast he don't even know it's gone. That nikka looking like a can of popeye spinach by the head.

A modern-day scalping

 

[Mowgli]

Not if it'll make me delusional enough to pull leopards into the cab of my truck I don't

You need to develop the heart of a savage and keep it on deck for emergencies. I think you may be too civilized

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Yeah a jaguar is just disrespectful.

Heads up but they're making a come back in the States too. They're all the way over to the East coast like Maryland. It's the black variety though.

I would've assumed that any jag population making a comeback to the US would start in southern Texas (since it's connected to mexico/central america/jaguar heaven)
Somebody must've released a few captives in the MD area and now they're breeding