too early in the morning to be laughing like this...
ΘГβĮŦ∆Ŀ ₣℮ŦЏگ;1312652 said:too early in the morning to be laughing like this...
When Mowglee saw those red kangaroos pics, he was like " Well damn. I've trolled this far. I can't backtrack now. I'll keep at it."
No i just realized the extent to which you were abytch. You dont have the power in your fists to send people into comas. You had no idea that Kangaroos are actually glass jawed and when struck in the snout or jaw they fold like laundry. I doubt a kangaroo could even take a body shot like that. They are open for days to combinations. Left right to the body to soften up the gut with an uppercut to the face = Stop it. Gravity probably drags your flimsy arms to the ground before you can even connect a punch let alone KO a roo. Being you..
lol...you wouldn't be able to get in close enough to land a punch on a big ass red kangaroo without getting eviscerated first, Mowgli. Your guts would be on their floor or your rib cage would be shattered before your arm went into a forward motion. They can lean back and balance on their tails and go full windmill on you with all four limbs. You're only 5'9". Your reach ain't long enough to get past that flurry. You would get slashed up and pulverized into a bloody pile.
You do realize they are several times stronger than a man, right? You have a 0% chance of beating this guy in a MMA match. Stop it, it's disgusting.
....lBWAAHAHAHAAAHAAA Mowgli you're going to get me fired over her laugh like this at work.
LOL @ moving the goal post.
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For real though you or a full grown chimp...real talk you got him right?
lol...you wouldn't be able to get in close enough to land a punch on a big ass red kangaroo without getting eviscerated first, Mowgli. Your guts would be on their floor or your rib cage would be shattered before your arm went into a forward motion. They can lean back and balance on their tails and go full windmill on you with all four limbs. You're only 5'9". Your reach ain't long enough to get past that flurry. You would get slashed up and pulverized into a bloody pile.
You do realize they are several times stronger than a man, right? You have a 0% chance of beating this guy in a MMA match. Stop it, it's disgusting.
Ive reevaluated my stance on chimps.