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Mowgli

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ΘГβĮŦ∆Ŀ ₣℮ŦЏگ;1312652 said:
too early in the morning to be laughing like this...

Im glad i could be the inspiration to help these pussies tap into the masculinity that exists within all of us. Kangaroos....:rudy: Vikings, :snooze: How you gonna let a man who probably doesnt eat 7 days a week body a man who eats epic meals, works out and drinks mineral shakes daily. You can tell these guys grew up without a father and liken themselves to women.
 

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When Mowglee saw those red kangaroos pics, he was like ":merchant: Well damn. I've trolled this far. I can't backtrack now. I'll keep at it."
 

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When Mowglee saw those red kangaroos pics, he was like ":merchant: Well damn. I've trolled this far. I can't backtrack now. I'll keep at it."

No i just realized the extent to which you were abytch. You dont have the power in your fists to send people into comas. You had no idea that Kangaroos are actually glass jawed and when struck in the snout or jaw they fold like laundry. I doubt a kangaroo could even take a body shot like that. They are open for days to combinations. Left right to the body to soften up the gut with an uppercut to the face = :snooze: Stop it. Gravity probably drags your flimsy arms to the ground before you can even connect a punch let alone KO a roo. Being you.. :snoop:
 

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....lBWAAHAHAHAAAHAAA Mowgli you're going to get me fired over her laugh like this at work.

LOL @ moving the goal post.
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For real though you or a full grown chimp...real talk you got him right?
 

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No i just realized the extent to which you were abytch. You dont have the power in your fists to send people into comas. You had no idea that Kangaroos are actually glass jawed and when struck in the snout or jaw they fold like laundry. I doubt a kangaroo could even take a body shot like that. They are open for days to combinations. Left right to the body to soften up the gut with an uppercut to the face = :snooze: Stop it. Gravity probably drags your flimsy arms to the ground before you can even connect a punch let alone KO a roo. Being you.. :snoop:

lol...you wouldn't be able to get in close enough to land a punch on a big ass red kangaroo without getting eviscerated first, Mowgli. Your guts would be on their floor or your rib cage would be shattered before your arm went into a forward motion. They can lean back and balance on their tails and go full windmill on you with all four limbs. You're only 5'9". Your reach ain't long enough to get past that flurry. You would get slashed up and pulverized into a bloody pile.

You do realize they are several times stronger than a man, right? You have a 0% chance of beating this guy in a MMA match. Stop it, it's disgusting.

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lol...you wouldn't be able to get in close enough to land a punch on a big ass red kangaroo without getting eviscerated first, Mowgli. Your guts would be on their floor or your rib cage would be shattered before your arm went into a forward motion. They can lean back and balance on their tails and go full windmill on you with all four limbs. You're only 5'9". Your reach ain't long enough to get past that flurry. You would get slashed up and pulverized into a bloody pile.

You do realize they are several times stronger than a man, right? You have a 0% chance of beating this guy in a MMA match. Stop it, it's disgusting.

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These animals have attacked elederly men and still arent catching bodies. They put old men who cant defend themselves in the hospital. That doesnt bode well for their reaction to my fist which upon being struck renders the assailed individual into catatonic states. Im sorry you dont wield this power but your parents werent thinking about good genetics when they mated with one another. Being scratched is nothing. Their claws will not pull out my guts. Being kicked is noething, at best i fall down and then get back up with rigorous shots to the body followed by an uppercut they i doubt they could withstand. Also the kangaroo has a very elongated neck. This is perfect for a guillotine or ezikiel choke. Psh, thats if they can withstand my kill shots to the jaw. Disgust at your respect for animals.
 

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....lBWAAHAHAHAAAHAAA Mowgli you're going to get me fired over her laugh like this at work.

LOL @ moving the goal post.
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For real though you or a full grown chimp...real talk you got him right?

If i sinch in the guillotine a chimp has no chance. Ive reevaluated my stance on chimps. I think without the guillotine choke i wouldnt have a chance at defeating one. Their grip strength can pull my skin away from my body which can have a demoralizing effect on my mental state.
 

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lol...you wouldn't be able to get in close enough to land a punch on a big ass red kangaroo without getting eviscerated first, Mowgli. Your guts would be on their floor or your rib cage would be shattered before your arm went into a forward motion. They can lean back and balance on their tails and go full windmill on you with all four limbs. You're only 5'9". Your reach ain't long enough to get past that flurry. You would get slashed up and pulverized into a bloody pile.

You do realize they are several times stronger than a man, right? You have a 0% chance of beating this guy in a MMA match. Stop it, it's disgusting.

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Several times stronger then a man doesnt mean their jaw is several times more resistant to my furious uppercuts. You already saw what happens when you show these beasts no fear and rock their snot box. They fold and lay down like house pets.
 
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