Non Physical signs that you and/or your friends are getting flabby & sick

[MillionMills]

This thread is depressing

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

When you check the nutritional contents of every food item you pick up.

When you turn down the volume of your music at a red light.

When you approach an empty bar with a shrug.

For real. When i was unemployed, i use to enjoy going to the strip club early and being solo.

 

[3rdWorld]

Finally appreciating complete silence and solitude, and developingnd a ĺow tolerance for random loud music and loud people.

 

[UserNameless]

Finally appreciating complete silence and solitude, and developingnd a ĺow tolerance for random loud music and loud people.

That excessive noise is one of the first signs ... as soon as you hop in the whip and find yourself asking the homie like "...the fukk you blasting that shyt so loud at 9am ?!"


That's when you know it's over.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

*take 3 hours to properly install a SKYPE app on my tablet..then get frustrated and go have a sip of some cognac and gripe about technology*

*sees random high school kids in the food court havin fun enjoying themselves and just start shaking my head in disgust at thier clothing*

*sees the name of a rapper lil this..yung that...and immediatly avoid the thread not wanting to hear the music or even be aware of them*

*have a woman hit u up with a booty call...PASS ON IT...cause its after midnight and u rather be *

*avoid foot locker and go straight to the clearance section of Wal Mart to get some cheap azz Loafers and slip on's cause u like the comfort*

*lose your smartphone for the umpteenth time and have no problem saving costs and time by activating your old Flip Phone*

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

*take 3 hours to properly install a SKYPE app on my tablet..then get frustrated and go have a sip of some cognac and gripe about technology*

*sees random high school kids in the food court havin fun enjoying themselves and just start shaking my head in disgust at thier clothing*

*sees the name of a rapper lil this..yung that...and immediatly avoid the thread not wanting to hear the music or even be aware of them*

*have a woman hit u up with a booty call...PASS ON IT...cause its after midnight and u rather be *

*avoid foot locker and go straight to the clearance section of Wal Mart to get some cheap azz Loafers and slip on's cause u like the comfort*

*lose your smartphone for the umpteenth time and have no problem saving costs and time by activating your old Flip Phone*

Theres certain levels and stages to

This is stage 4 terminal

 

[unit321]

You visit a store or museum or building where you have to climb a flight of stairs because it's old and there is no elevator. No big deal. At the top of the stairs, you are breathing hard like you just ran a mile.

 

[Address_Unknown]

how old are yall?

31
But honestly, I'm slow to listen to alot of new music so when Kendrick came out, I wasn't familiar with none of his shyt until my bro turned me onto him and Logic after I started listening to the song ADHD after that shyt happened.

With that being said...even though it's supposed to be non Physical, I think the REAL indicator that you Flabby'n'sick is when your phone vibrates, you check your pocket, and you ain't even have your phone in it, it's just ya goddamned thigh/leg/knee.

 

[UserNameless]

Lol @Address_Unknown



When dudes who caught 20 years off some shyt in high school starting to come home looking bloated .

 

[eastsideTT]

it hit me last year that a lot of my day one inner circle is fukkin washed and boring. those are my boys since jump street ... sandlot shyt...and always will be. but goddamn if they didnt age 10 years between 28-30. they're mostly wifed up, married, etc... but one night we were partying on some bros only catching up with eachother shyt and they were having hour long convos about their 401k plans . im with the grown man hustle but fellas, theres a time and a place. then the kicker came when it was time to plan a bachelor party for our boy and MULTIPLE suggestions for it was to do a wine tour with the BRIDAL party at the same time

my girl is the biggest home body low key type there is and told me straight up "your friends are boring as fukk"

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

when u go to the club and your grandson is there

 

[UserNameless]

when u go to the club and your grandson is there

 

[Rozay Oro]

31
But honestly, I'm slow to listen to alot of new music so when Kendrick came out, I wasn't familiar with none of his shyt until my bro turned me onto him and Logic after I started listening to the song ADHD after that shyt happened.

With that being said...even though it's supposed to be non Physical, I think the REAL indicator that you Flabby'n'sick is when your phone vibrates, you check your pocket, and you ain't even have your phone in it, it's just ya goddamned thigh/leg/knee.

Lmao. What kinda drugs you've done? You only got a decade ahead of me and you falling apart

 

[raul04]

When you mainly listen to NPR, public broadcasting channels and informative podcasts....

I tell my homie...he ain't old enough to listen to NPR

 

[Address_Unknown]

Lmao. What kinda drugs you've done? You only got a decade ahead of me and you falling apart

Falling apart? Nah, breh, I'm the most active fat dude you'd meet. 31 years on God's Green and ain't ever been in the hospital for anything short of physical injury that was brought on my circumstances and stupidity.
Let shots ring off and see if you ain't the one yelling "Hold up!" when I'm already two alleyways ahead.

But the leg/knee mild vibration shyt is like a alarm clock of sorts, similar to going grey'n'shyt or when you walking all the bones in your ankles, despite how fit or flabby you is starts cracking like knuckles.
Now while I drank and did hallucinogens from my late teens into my late 20's, I got straight edge brehs who going through the same shyt now. Heck, I'm sure it got dudes on here now who know what I'm talking about but laying in the cut.