No wideouts, but the G-men gon' still receive this ass-whoopin- Giants vs Swagboys Gameday Thread

[#1 pick]

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Amari Cooper. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Amari. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

 

[L. Deezy]

He isnt top 10

Lol..

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Ayy big dog what you think now? :smugfish:

I was ready to shyt on him after a mediocre Q1 and then he decides to turn into Oikos Triple Zero Mahomes

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Hometown team browns lost so I need the Boyz to save my weekend

 

[Weaver31]

Let’s not get it twisted. It’s still Garrett’s offense but Moore has definitely added quite a bit of wrinkles especially the presnap motions, misdirections etc

True and I'm liking the tempo on offense. Dal seems to be getting the ball out faster than last year.

 

[darealvelle]

I like the offense so far

 

[El Bombi]

Chido is still not looking back.

 

[L. Deezy]

Chido still wont turn around

 

[El Bombi]

That should be a flag on Chido.

 

[El Bombi]

Secondary is trash.

 

[CourtesyFlush]

Yo honest question, why does Aikman hate his team so much??

 

[Danie84]

Fowler did a Hakeem Nicks

...SaKwon the Chef

 

[El Bombi]

Sean Lee sighting.

 

[HarlemUSA]

Oroy ran the ball less than 10x. This can’t be life

 

[El Bombi]

Jourdan Lewis is the best corner on the Cowboys. @smitty22