No wideouts, but the G-men gon' still receive this ass-whoopin- Giants vs Swagboys Gameday Thread

[Spade]

Elliot looks fat and bloated as a mothafukca.

Zeke never starts the season good though. So this performance isn’t out of the ordinary.

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

Dak ballin out.....

 

[mozichrome]

Dak dropped a dime to Cooper

 

[Rottweiler]

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Amari Cooper. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Amari. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

 

[El Bombi]

Jaylon Smith can't tackle for shyt.

 

[MikelArteta]

Kellen da gawd next mcvAy

 

[Thegospel]

giants suck

Their offense is straight. It’s like Washington offense to me is ass but defense is straight. Philly should be our only competition

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Amari Cooper. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Amari. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

 

[Mofongo]

The pain the giants are causing to their fans...

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

What a pass
Right in his hands

 

[Broad Street Bully]

I see our offense stays getting called for Holding at record-setting levels

Dak is ass. That TD throw to Jarwin was the ugliest, wobbliest shyt I've ever seen. At least he's taking off and running though. Only took 3 years...

Kellen Moore is ass

Cobb going to have career year cause noodle arm can only throw 7 yards

Ayy big dog what you think now? :smugfish:

 

[Derek Lee]

Eli is trash

 

[Paper Boi]

i watching on red zone and dude was like "pay that man jerry" talking about dak.


didn't jerry try to pay him?

 

[L. Deezy]

Cant believe we got a sect of Cowboy fans on here saying Amari aint elite.. he is

And Im thinking we gotta actually pay Dak.. he has improved..

Never tbought I'd say that ever

 

[duckbutta]

You right. Kellen isn't ass, I'm just heated about the fukking Go route for a FB.

I pop shyt and for that I apologise.

Everything else I said stands.

That was a great play call to me...

Now if you a coordinator and you see us with a fullback in the game you got to be like