No Man's Sky (PC, Xbox One, Switch, PS4, PS VR2)

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Game has honestly been kinda boring so far. But something keeps compelling me to play:lupe:
I feel the same way! The whole time I'm sitting on my couch rather loudly bemoaning buying this game, cursing how boring and uneventful it is, mocking the graphics, and announcing I'm going to delete it off my hard drive forever, and yet I still feel the need to constantly play it.
 

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Ya'll buggin'

This shyt is your OG.

:yeshrug:

This is some experimental Art House/MOMA styled procedurally generated circlejerk of amazing.

fukk all the BLOPS and COD stans dikkriding zero action calls for the bin. :takedat:


shyt is Piff :ahh:

STRAIGHT DANK:salute:


-Minecraft with Aliens :mindblown:

-Procedurally generated Spore Monstas:banderas:


-KRAFTIN':noah:


-fukk A MULTIPLAYER:myman:


Tips and tricks for you jabroni ass muffuggass:

PLAY ON PC - Muthafukk a PS4:duck:


If you broke, holla at ya plug for the rig re-up

HAVE ZERO EXPECTATION
This game aint for you.

And it most certainly ain't for your broke ass Uncle Charles :umad:


:cape:Start on a Habitable/Hospitable planet :cape:

If you going in expecting to be Mr. fukkin' SpaceMan Supreme, you gon get fukkin' MERC'd outchea:deadmanny:

I needed to restart this shyt 6 times to find my fukking JAWN ass planet, shyt was lit with EMRIL all fukking day

Haven't left this bytch, NOT ONCE

I'm GLOWED UP at 100% on my HOME WORLD and trying to fukking MAX OUT erything before I even think of Hyper Jumpin in SPACE

58rRIUl.png


fukk THE INTERNET

All the Reviewers are fukkBois

They want to shyt for shyts sake, 5 mins in.

Expectations are like girlfriends and they never had a fukking girlfriend, and if they did, I fukked her already.

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:


The game is far from Trash, but it is a serious GRIND.

But You can't Knock my EMRIL HUSTLE:feedme:

***FIND THE CENTER OF THE MOTHERfukkINGUNIVERSE***

LqL1L_s-200x150.gif


STAY THIRSTY BREHS

This game is like a fine wine, and she needs some time to breathe

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IN

8/10

cYoOw4U.jpg

:blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed:
 
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daze23

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shyt reminds me of people's reaction to The Witness. a lot of people didn't 'get' the game, and said shyt like "it's only line puzzles" or "they don't explain the puzzle mechanics"
 

SupaHotIce

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Ya'll buggin'

This shyt is your OG.

:yeshrug:

This is some experimental Art House/MOMA styled procedurally generated circlejerk of amazing.

fukk all the BLOPS and COD stans dikkriding zero action calls for the bin. :takedat:


shyt is Piff :ahh:

STRAIGHT DANK:salute:


-Minecraft with Aliens :mindblown:

-Procedurally generated Spore Monstas:banderas:


-KRAFTIN':noah:


-fukk A MULTIPLAYER:myman:


Tips and tricks for you jabroni ass muffuggass:

PLAY ON PC - Muthafukk a PS4:duck:


If you broke, holla at ya plug for the rig re-up

HAVE ZERO EXPECTATION
This game aint for you.

And it most certainly ain't for your broke ass Uncle Charles :umad:


:cape:Start on a Habitable/Hospitable planet :cape:

If you going in expecting to be Mr. fukkin' SpaceMan Supreme, you gon get fukkin' MERC'd outchea:deadmanny:

I needed to restart this shyt 6 times to find my fukking JAWN ass planet, shyt was lit with EMRIL all fukking day

Haven't left this bytch, NOT ONCE

I'm GLOWED UP at 100% on my HOME WORLD and trying to fukking MAX OUT erything before I even think of Hyper Jumpin in SPACE

58rRIUl.png


fukk THE INTERNET

All the Reviewers are fukkBois

They want to shyt for shyts sake, 5 mins in.

Expectations are like girlfriends and they never had a fukking girlfriend, and if they did, I fukked her already.

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:


The game is far from Trash, but it is a serious GRIND.

But You can't Knock my EMRIL HUSTLE:feedme:

***FIND THE CENTER OF THE MOTHERfukkINGUNIVERSE***

LqL1L_s-200x150.gif


STAY THIRSTY BREHS

This game is like a fine wine, and she needs some time to breathe

giphy.gif

IN

8/10

cYoOw4U.jpg

:blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed:


:mjlol:
 

RJY33

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the game does get better after the initial few hours. after you get the recipes for warp drive materials and atlas passes and have more slots you have to grind a lot less. i dont love the game but every time i sit down with it i play for like 2 hours and the time flies. thinking about taking a break from it for a few months and coming back when theyve added some dlc (free, no way im paying another cent into this). the potential is there but right now theres just not a lot of variety or things to do.
 

MeachTheMonster

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Ya'll buggin'

This shyt is your OG.

:yeshrug:

This is some experimental Art House/MOMA styled procedurally generated circlejerk of amazing.

fukk all the BLOPS and COD stans dikkriding zero action calls for the bin. :takedat:


shyt is Piff :ahh:

STRAIGHT DANK:salute:


-Minecraft with Aliens :mindblown:

-Procedurally generated Spore Monstas:banderas:


-KRAFTIN':noah:


-fukk A MULTIPLAYER:myman:


Tips and tricks for you jabroni ass muffuggass:

PLAY ON PC - Muthafukk a PS4:duck:


If you broke, holla at ya plug for the rig re-up

HAVE ZERO EXPECTATION
This game aint for you.

And it most certainly ain't for your broke ass Uncle Charles :umad:


:cape:Start on a Habitable/Hospitable planet :cape:

If you going in expecting to be Mr. fukkin' SpaceMan Supreme, you gon get fukkin' MERC'd outchea:deadmanny:

I needed to restart this shyt 6 times to find my fukking JAWN ass planet, shyt was lit with EMRIL all fukking day

Haven't left this bytch, NOT ONCE

I'm GLOWED UP at 100% on my HOME WORLD and trying to fukking MAX OUT erything before I even think of Hyper Jumpin in SPACE

58rRIUl.png


fukk THE INTERNET

All the Reviewers are fukkBois

They want to shyt for shyts sake, 5 mins in.

Expectations are like girlfriends and they never had a fukking girlfriend, and if they did, I fukked her already.

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:


The game is far from Trash, but it is a serious GRIND.

But You can't Knock my EMRIL HUSTLE:feedme:

***FIND THE CENTER OF THE MOTHERfukkINGUNIVERSE***

LqL1L_s-200x150.gif


STAY THIRSTY BREHS

This game is like a fine wine, and she needs some time to breathe

giphy.gif

IN

8/10

cYoOw4U.jpg

:blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed:

Reped this post purely for enthusiasm:mjlol:
 
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