Nikki Done Did It, Cena Ready To Get Wifed & Have Babies

[LurkNowitzki]

Cena sitting between 2 old bytches each on their 5th glass of chardonnay on national TV begging......Nikki gotta have that snapper breh.

 

[El Guapo]

When Cena kicks out at 2 again for the most etherous false finish

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Cena doing what's best for business















Saving Us from that Nikki Bella in ring return

By the time she forgives him and they get married her menopause will set in. Y'all might not be able to see Cena but i do

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

John out here on his "It's been 7 hours and 15 days...."

"I can STF everyone I see......But they only remind me of you "

The image of Cena sitting in a fancy restaurant eating dinner by himself, in one of his ridiculous suits like as a single tear rolls down his cheek is though

We might need to photoshop Cena's face onto Sinead O Connor in the 'Nothing Compares 2 U' video.

 

[Lord Scion]

 

[julesocean]

Burying the ex-wife.

Yeah that just tells Nikki that he's been to a further level of "Fake love" with another female before and that his bullshyt is just in the beginning phase.. #HOH

 

[CM_Burns]

This is next level working brother. They've gotta get creative now that everyone knows everything that happens in the ring is fake.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Eric Bischoff gonna officiate the wedding in a convincing mask

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

Summerslam wedding!

 

[richaveli83]

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Cena...you never go super simp

 

[Hey_zeus]

 

[Amirah Dyme's Husband]

Like I said a few weeks ago in the breakup thread, the whole thing has been a work for the reality shows from the beginning.

"See the breakup, see the reunion, see the wedding!"

I'm 100% sure John still doesn't want so, yeah

 

[Coco Brown]

These two are just a mess. Whoever said they're going to have a tv wedding called it. We'll probably be getting a Total Bellas Reunion Special and then a wedding.

I won't knock the hustle but I feel like these two are faker than a four dollar bill. Nothing about them as a couple has ever seemed genuine (other than Cena not wanting to be a husband or father, which is why I totally fell for the breakup lol) so I guess this stunting and fronting shouldn't be a surprise.