the contest starts tomorrow at 4
i'm not prepared.
It took some heavy thinking, but I devised my most diabolical plot yet to get rid of the jacked guy. First, I wasnt sure how we should handle him since he looks like a guido who juices (thus prone to emotional outbursts, bytch-madeness, etc). However, I realized we could use this to our advantage. Here is what you have to do:
1. Go to the hood and cop a bundle of dope.
2. Go to your local pharmacy and buy some syringes.
3. Get a spoon and load the syringes with the dope.
4. Sneak the syringes onto the raft (make sure they don't puncture the raft)
5. Once you've eliminated the other 2 contestants like we discussed earlier, engage the guy in small talk. For example, discuss how you love white guys with muscles but wish his were just a little bigger.
6. Once he is intrigued, tell him you stole some of your boyfriends steroids and brought them with you. Since you've already lowered his self esteem with the muscles comment, he'll certainly want the "steroids."
7. Offer to inject him with the "steroids." Once you do, he should nod out fairly soon.
8. Once he's nodded out, inject the remaining dope into him to induce an OD.
9. Now that he's dead, roll the body into the ocean and go collect your prize money.
They still doing these kinds of random ass contests? Is this for like a radio show or something?
