Nia Long in this Netflix Movie...

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What butt cheeks?
Breh shes 49..not 25 from friday

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Movie was straight ass. As I expected. But the plot holes and lack of logic is what got me.



1. Her logic = Sees a man acting crazy over you. Suspect he murdered his ex and her boyfriend. He knows where you live and is harassing you, but you don't want to get exposed for ALMOST kissing him, so you don't call the cops and risk your husband and daughter's lives? :mindblown:

2. Breh is a top hacker, but the password to his super duper incriminating laptop is "Ellie_Brooks" :heh:

3. Apparently it's normal to run into a breh you haven't seen for 20 years, who you barely knew, and start telling him about your entire personal life and marriage

4. A killer is in your house and you have your entire family out of the house to a running CAR. But logic tells her husband to put his daughter in the car and tell is wife to stop and try to call for help on the radio of a murdered cop. WHAT? :what:

5. Because of a man she just met like 2 days ago, your BEST FRIEND is going to believe you are actually the one stalking him and cheating on your husband and jealous of her, even though you have never displayed that kind of behavior in your life brehette. :skip:

6. When your friend tells you that your new boyfriend my have murdered his ex; don't flee the apartment or call 911. Go through his phone while he's right behind you and hope he doesn't catch you brehette.

7. When a man is suspected of killing his ex-wife and boyfriend, almost kills his current girlfriend and is stalking another woman, only send 1 officer to her house when he shows up after faking his death.

8. A woman half his size can knock him out, but he can be perfectly fine in a full on fight after getting stabbed in the stomach? Got it. :martin:

9. When your weapon choice against a killer are a tree log or a gun...always grab the log brehettes.

10. So they didn't have to deal with their daughter's friend's family after he was MURDERED IN THEIR HOME? She just goes back to school two months later like nothing happened? :dahell:
 

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Movie was straight ass. As I expected. But the plot holes and lack of logic is what got me.



1. Her logic = Sees a man acting crazy over you. Suspect he murdered his ex and her boyfriend. He knows where you live and is harassing you, but you don't want to get exposed for ALMOST kissing him, so you don't call the cops and risk your husband and daughter's lives? :mindblown:

2. Breh is a top hacker, but the password to his super duper incriminating laptop is "Ellie_Brooks" :heh:

3. Apparently it's normal to run into a breh you haven't seen for 20 years, who you barely knew, and start telling him about your entire personal life and marriage

4. A killer is in your house and you have your entire family out of the house to a running CAR. But logic tells her husband to put his daughter in the car and tell is wife to stop and try to call for help on the radio of a murdered cop. WHAT? :what:

5. Because of a man she just met like 2 days ago, your BEST FRIEND is going to believe you are actually the one stalking him and cheating on your husband and jealous of her, even though you have never displayed that kind of behavior in your life brehette. :skip:

6. When your friend tells you that your new boyfriend my have murdered his ex; don't flee the apartment or call 911. Go through his phone while he's right behind you and hope he doesn't catch you brehette.

7. When a man is suspected of killing his ex-wife and boyfriend, almost kills his current girlfriend and is stalking another woman, only send 1 officer to her house when he shows up after faking his death.

8. A woman half his size can knock him out, but he can be perfectly fine in a full on fight after getting stabbed in the stomach? Got it. :martin:

9. When your weapon choice against a killer are a tree log or a gun...always grab the log brehettes.

10. So they didn't have to deal with their daughter's friend's family after he was MURDERED IN THEIR HOME? She just goes back to school two months later like nothing happened? :dahell:



this is why I love the Coli :heh:
 

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Man, I turned it off! shyt started off mad corny. I know shytty movies when I see em. Was I wrong?:ohhh:

Depends. Were you taking it serious, or giving it the Baby Boy treatment?

Because if you do the latter? This shyt will have you DYING, breh. :mjlol:
 

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Depends. Were you taking it serious, or giving it the Baby Boy treatment?

Because if you do the latter? This shyt will have you DYING, breh. :mjlol:
Oh ok, I'm going to watch it again then. :russ:
Yeah I saw a thread on it so i was expecting a good solid film.:mjlol:
 

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Movie was straight ass. As I expected. But the plot holes and lack of logic is what got me.



1. Her logic = Sees a man acting crazy over you. Suspect he murdered his ex and her boyfriend. He knows where you live and is harassing you, but you don't want to get exposed for ALMOST kissing him, so you don't call the cops and risk your husband and daughter's lives? :mindblown:

2. Breh is a top hacker, but the password to his super duper incriminating laptop is "Ellie_Brooks" :heh:

3. Apparently it's normal to run into a breh you haven't seen for 20 years, who you barely knew, and start telling him about your entire personal life and marriage

4. A killer is in your house and you have your entire family out of the house to a running CAR. But logic tells her husband to put his daughter in the car and tell is wife to stop and try to call for help on the radio of a murdered cop. WHAT? :what:

5. Because of a man she just met like 2 days ago, your BEST FRIEND is going to believe you are actually the one stalking him and cheating on your husband and jealous of her, even though you have never displayed that kind of behavior in your life brehette. :skip:

6. When your friend tells you that your new boyfriend my have murdered his ex; don't flee the apartment or call 911. Go through his phone while he's right behind you and hope he doesn't catch you brehette.

7. When a man is suspected of killing his ex-wife and boyfriend, almost kills his current girlfriend and is stalking another woman, only send 1 officer to her house when he shows up after faking his death.

8. A woman half his size can knock him out, but he can be perfectly fine in a full on fight after getting stabbed in the stomach? Got it. :martin:

9. When your weapon choice against a killer are a tree log or a gun...always grab the log brehettes.

10. So they didn't have to deal with their daughter's friend's family after he was MURDERED IN THEIR HOME? She just goes back to school two months later like nothing happened? :dahell:

:mjlol::russ::lolbron::pachaha::bryan:
 

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Saw the movie with my wife. She called it trash. It was pretty shytty to be honest. I don’t think Q is built for this role. Couldn’t take him seriously. Pretty basic movie to be honest.
 

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Movie was straight ass. As I expected. But the plot holes and lack of logic is what got me.



1. Her logic = Sees a man acting crazy over you. Suspect he murdered his ex and her boyfriend. He knows where you live and is harassing you, but you don't want to get exposed for ALMOST kissing him, so you don't call the cops and risk your husband and daughter's lives? :mindblown:

2. Breh is a top hacker, but the password to his super duper incriminating laptop is "Ellie_Brooks" :heh:

3. Apparently it's normal to run into a breh you haven't seen for 20 years, who you barely knew, and start telling him about your entire personal life and marriage

4. A killer is in your house and you have your entire family out of the house to a running CAR. But logic tells her husband to put his daughter in the car and tell is wife to stop and try to call for help on the radio of a murdered cop. WHAT? :what:

5. Because of a man she just met like 2 days ago, your BEST FRIEND is going to believe you are actually the one stalking him and cheating on your husband and jealous of her, even though you have never displayed that kind of behavior in your life brehette. :skip:

6. When your friend tells you that your new boyfriend my have murdered his ex; don't flee the apartment or call 911. Go through his phone while he's right behind you and hope he doesn't catch you brehette.

7. When a man is suspected of killing his ex-wife and boyfriend, almost kills his current girlfriend and is stalking another woman, only send 1 officer to her house when he shows up after faking his death.

8. A woman half his size can knock him out, but he can be perfectly fine in a full on fight after getting stabbed in the stomach? Got it. :martin:

9. When your weapon choice against a killer are a tree log or a gun...always grab the log brehettes.

10. So they didn't have to deal with their daughter's friend's family after he was MURDERED IN THEIR HOME? She just goes back to school two months later like nothing happened? :dahell:

Only realistic thing in the movie was them putting the house up for sale at the end.
 
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