Nggas fb bragging about wifey...........

marcuz

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
54,999
Reputation
12,825
Daps
157,161
I would be happy if a female cooked me Hamburger Helper

Word, I'm a simple dude. Hell I would be happy if I had a girl to cook for me period.

i feel sorry for my black brethen, we get deprived by our own women in favor of cacs and degenerates. :to:

stay strong, black men. your queens are out there some where
 

TRBM

See me, only me...
Joined
Jul 13, 2012
Messages
1,665
Reputation
215
Daps
3,703
I would be happy if a female cooked me Hamburger Helper

Word, I'm a simple dude. Hell I would be happy if I had a girl to cook for me period.

Fellas. :mindblown:


It's something about seeing your chick take a bag of groceries and turn it into a full meal :ahh:

Every 15 minutes, "Taste this..." :ohlawd:

and sneaking in the kitchen to get more samples :lawd:

Props to the females that get it in :myman:
 

marcuz

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
54,999
Reputation
12,825
Daps
157,161
Chicks 27 and down have no cooking skills whatsoever :snoop: maybe its a so cal thing but every black chick i dealt with could not cook to save her life


Thank God my momma taught me how to cook :whew:

i cook better than these women as well, it's really sad. :snoop:
 

marcuz

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
54,999
Reputation
12,825
Daps
157,161
its more of a testament to the fact that so few females can cook or refuse to do so for their man that even hamburger helper is looked at like a delicacy

lol

no, that was more of a testament to how deprived black men are when it comes to affection from our black women.

it's a lotta good brothers withering out here. their DNA gets put on the back burner so some chief keef smellin nikka can reproduce his offspring
 

DaChampIsHere

Survive the drought
Joined
May 31, 2012
Messages
7,095
Reputation
422
Daps
9,564
Reppin
Great Pyramids of Giza
I be eatin' too good. :whew: I be havin' to tell these females down here to calm down :damn:

We had some left over meat from our BBQ at our frat house this weekend.

Invited a couple of chicks over to cook while we grilled for them during the game tonight.

Shout out to that dude freddykrugeronapill or however he spell his name. That picture of his daddy cookin' that mac and cheese inspired me to ask this girl to cook some.

:ohlawd: We gonna eat good, finish the keg, and bang bang bang. The Lifestyle :ahh:
 

Tug life

I stay fly like a guillemot
Joined
May 26, 2012
Messages
3,985
Reputation
1,042
Daps
17,417
Reppin
Harlem World
i know white women cant cook for shyt :scusthov: given a nikka Oates,parsley, and all that bullshyt with no taste
 

SouthernBelle

#Feyonce
Joined
Jul 15, 2012
Messages
6,463
Reputation
510
Daps
12,426
its more of a testament to the fact that so few females can cook or refuse to do so for their man that even hamburger helper is looked at like a delicacy

lol

lol. My friend's bf literally loves hamburger helper and any type of casserole. She is Guatemalan and Indian, and she gets extra frustrated because he refuses to try the ethnic food that she cooks (he is your typical midwestern white boy who grew on casserole).
 

Rockstar Mom

PhatGurlSwag
Joined
Aug 13, 2012
Messages
6,532
Reputation
1,725
Daps
31,500
Reppin
Brooklyn!!!!!
Also Ladies, don't just cook that redundant shyt. Baked chicken, rice, spaghetti everyday.

Switch that shyt up.

I be making oxtails,chicken Marsala, smothered pork chops, homemade Alfredo sauce, teriyaki salmon, stuffed shrimp, french onion pot roast, homemade curries and stir fry etc.

bytches need to stop being lazy.

FEED your man.
 
Top