Saturday, February 8, 2025: Aaron Rodgers announces on a “Super Bowl Eve Special Edition” of the Pat McAfee Show that he will be accepting a position as a special advisor to the Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. effective immediately. When asked by McAfee if this is a retirement announcement, Rodgers deferred, stating that "I'm not finished yet. I'm just diverting my attentions right now to 'Make America Healthy Again'. So am I retiring? No. I will be back."
*25 years later*
Sometime in 2050: 66 year old former NFL quarterback, and disgraced Trump 2025 Administration member, Aaron Rodgers, has formally announced his retirement from his NFL career after having not played a single snap in 25 years."I have been holding out hope that a team would give me another shot, but I guess it's not meant to be." Since accepting a position with the HHS nearly 25 years ago, Rodgers' public perception has been on a downward spiral. Rodgers was among the 50+ co-conspirators of the Trump Administration that resigned amidst the infamous "Toilet-Gate" that roiled President Trump's second term only one year into his term before Trump himself resigned as well. After resigning from his role as 'special advisor', Rodgers devolved into an extreme conspiracy theorist, which culminated in Rodgers, a presumed shoo in, never being voted into the Pro-Football Hall of Fame. [Story continues on A5]