Next World Champ!: The official John Felix Anthony Cena Appreciation Thread

[R=G]

Hate to break it to you but paragraphs of rambling nonsequitors don't negate anything I already said, Erik. Your existence is summed up in post #66 Anything else you try to add is just...well, you know.

That's cool. You're still a weird liar who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about apparently.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Well no, theres posters that actually love Cena. But that was kinda my point with the hipster analogy. They started rocking outlandish the facial hair ironically, but then it caught on and others joined in w/o realizing it was supposed to be a joke.

Exactly. I clearly stated earlier that the guy doesnt really matter much to my world yet somehow im a stan because I create a compelling argument on how devoting your life to Cena hate is stupid. Im not sure if its an alias or not but whoever is behind that name has deep emotional issues.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Not one person in this thread actually likes Cena.

Obviously TSC has turned into who can out troll who.

I legitimately like Cena.

No jokes, no games.

 

[krackdagawd]

Out of anger, you threatened krack with explosions and terrible things happening. So he suggests you meet up to settle it and you switch it up to some "haha j/k" routine. The life of a coward.

And I'll explain it to you the same way I do to the kids I mentor: If you feel the need to prop yourself up and talk about how great you are, 9 times outta 10 you haven't done a thing. Ignoring for a moment how pathetic the concept of a "message board legend" is, no actual legend in any facet of life goes around telling people "I'm legendary!" A sad running joke is more accurate.

Don't forget the part where he said he was coming to Mania here then all of a sudden he wasn't going.

No, no, no..you forgot how things were. What I did was expose his IP address and he went running to Brooklyn, his fellow gym cat who just so happens to co-run this place, and they were looking for anything to get me on. Krack was up at 4am and 5am, eastcoast time creating threads, angling, and whining.

And terrible things will happen if I say so. I have no beef with who runs this site and if I press a button, the game would be different and that would fukk over too many people. So that had to be thought over.

He wanted to meet up with me over the IP stuff, over what I said about his parents in that DR deal, and shyt like that. He wanted me to FLY to fukking New Jersey, little New Jersey surrounded by his goons like some idiot and you making it seem like this nygga did some Rudy shyt or something You cats are TOO fukkING MUCH. You'll lie about anything. Twist anything to fit your false agenda. Is that what I do to you? Do I really break your heart that much for you to openly lie..and proudly? I love it.

And I prop myself up because I deserve it. Without me, Triple M, Hate, and Sam, what the fukk would TSC be in 2013? We made this place. We are the cornerstones of this bytch. And I don't matter? I'm the one that has signs from this VERY forum being brought to all kind of events..remember? "Rock=-Greatness", "Greatness Knows No Limits"..and my nygga Piff paid tribute but he's a real nygga from around the way so I wasn't surprised he would be the only among the Michaels crew that made an ounce of sense.

And if I'm pathetic, if I'm THIS bad... and this horrible man you believe me to be, what does that make you for gossiping and whining over anything I say in opposition to your opinions? It makes you a phony, Profasi. A chump. My bytch. A hoe ass type who lives and breathes by MY keyboard. Simple. I got no problem with that though. That's truly legendary..no gimmicks needed

Look at this shyt

 

[StatUS]

I legitimately like Cena.

No jokes, no games.

Well you're better than me :mannypac:

I think he's a good worker and promo and all but I've never really liked him like that.

But those reactions he gets and just the amount of fukkery that surrounds him makes me a fan of that. Dude could be standing across the ring from The Rock, Hogan, Obama, & Jesus but the crowd will still chant Let's GO CENA, CENA SUCKS! That's good TV right there

 

[Reality Check]

Look at this shyt

Banging Porn Stars >>>>>>>> Having TB's of scenes featuring that Star and providing detailed analysis.

 

[R=G]

Don't forget the part where he said he was coming to Mania here then all of a sudden he wasn't going.

When? I said Royal Rumble..keep track of your lies.

 

[seanjohn21276]

A lot of us can't stand Cena the on air character(his shyt got stale) but respect Cena the man. If he does beat Rock clean in the middle of the ring at Mania, just rename this thread the Cena made em mad again thread. Besides, if he really got that porno bird to take this pic then hit more than likely

how can you not that man?

 

[R=G]

No matter what they call the thread, nothing made people more mad than the Rock winning at Mania after one match. You can't make up the comedy from WM 28...Gizzle wasn't ready to snipe

 

[krackdagawd]

When? I said Royal Rumble..keep track of your lies.

You must had been wearing your helmet at the time.

 

[seanjohn21276]

This back and forth between Krack and R=G is way better than the build up to the Twice in A Lifetime match. Y'all two just need to go ahead and shoot the fair one somewhere. And tape it.

 

[krackdagawd]

A lot of us can't stand Cena the on air character(his shyt got stale) but respect Cena the man. If he does beat Rock clean in the middle of the ring at Mania, just rename this thread the Cena made em mad again thread. Besides, if he really got that porno bird to take this pic then hit more than likely

how can you not that man?

These nikkas tweeting pornstars telling them weird shyt about their "bitable cheeckbones", while Cena smashing. :ppvbro:

All we need is a Cena comic book and r=g might commit that.

This back and forth between Krack and R=G is way better than the build up to the Twice in A Lifetime match. Y'all two just need to go ahead and shoot the fair one somewhere. And tape it.

I have him the opportunity at the mma spot next to the gym I go to and they would have videotaped it as well but Eric was like


edit this was before we found out he was autistic, I wouldn't do it now though.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Well you're better than me :mannypac:

I think he's a good worker and promo and all but I've never really liked him like that.

But those reactions he gets and just the amount of fukkery that surrounds him makes me a fan of that. Dude could be standing across the ring from The Rock, Hogan, Obama, & Jesus but the crowd will still chant Let's GO CENA, CENA SUCKS! That's good TV right there

He's probably the best main event franchise muscle-head guy ever as an in-ring talent.

He creates magic out there, the sheer fact that he polarizes the crowd so much is incredible. He creates an atmosphere that no other wrestler ever has created. NONE.

And when you look at all the great work he does with them kids, i`m a fan. Might have to cop the newest Cena gear when i`m at MetLife to add to his monstrous merchandise sales

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

These nikkas tweeting pornstars telling them weird shyt about their "bitable cheeckbones", while Cena smashing. :ppvbro:

All we need is a Cena comic book and r=g might commit that.

Cena actually bit those cheekbones.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

I have him the opportunity at the mma spot next to the gym I go to and they would have videotaped it as well but Eric was like


edit this was before we found out he was autistic, I wouldn't do it now though.

You did man. That's the problem w/ the tough talk over the internet, it can come back to bite you.

I always said I was never looking for a fight w/ my rival (Reb) but when it came down to the nitty gritty I posted my seats when we`d be in the same vicinity