newborn baby comes out the womb with birth control in hand

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

nature always wins

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Poor baby looked traumatized holding a damn sperm bank

Is that what you think that does? Stores sperm?

 

[Black Barbie]

Is that what you think that does? Stores sperm?

Idk why, but I forgot about IUDs and was thinking some real crazy stuff.

 

[EndDomination]

She put the birth control after conceiving the child
Sex ed in 2017, folks

 

[im_sleep]

Pastor's everywhere bout to use this in a sermon



*flashes tweet over a projector*
"Look at God!!!"

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Protect ya seed..Nuh!!

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

This world is too much for me brehs. Y'all be cool

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Baby look like he completed a victory lap

 

[Strapped]

#fakenews

 

[luciddreamer]

What in the hell kind of birth control is that?... how does it work?

 

[flea]

Ducktales until I see pics. The average Coli nikka is ugly as shyt

Don't ever compare me to the average coli poster. I own power tools and and can operate a forklift. Google image "thecoli flea" my pics are all over this shyt

 

[Black Barbie]

What in the hell kind of birth control is that?... how does it work?

Intrauterine device - Wikipedia

 

[MollyGalaga]

So y'all grown ass adults
And
U willing to believe that happened
Instead
Of the parents wanted to fake a wild story to get attention and go viral and possibly be on a light hearted news segment

Gah damn y'all gullible as fukk

Damn nikka we can't have a laugh?
Of course the shyt aint real, its just funny to think it is

 

[#1 pick]

slid out that p*ssy like

IED fail

 

[Claudex]

Pastor's everywhere bout to use this in a sermon



*flashes tweet over a projector*
"Look at God!!!"

Breh if this baby becomes a pastor/priest in the future, his career will be