Get home from a long days work
Kick off your pants
Get comfortable
Did you just assume my relationship statusThat's what girlfriends are for you fukkin weirdo
Fellas, if these joints were only like $20 bucks apiece would you cop?
Ladies, if you came home and caught them in bed together would you feel "cheated"?
Or would you not really care? He's just having fun
Would you join in? #doubleblowjob
A girlfriend doesn't give you head soon as you walk through the door or peace after, or with a pro longed steady fluent motion without complaining that her jaw hurtsThat's what girlfriends are for you fukkin weirdo
A girlfriend doesn't give you head soon as you walk through the door or peace after, or with a pro longed steady fluent motion without complaining that her jaw hurts
On some real shot though women have done everything they can to not need us anymore but when men start to do the same it becomes creepy and weird.
Just remember they laughed at Internet dating 20 years ago, now we have dating apps. We laugh at this now, in 20 years well have different ethnicities for sale, buy one get one half price.