Lol... True story.. I was real close with this one chick from back in the days who had a tattoo of her mans imprinted on her left butcheek (don't ask how I know..girls gossip talk spreads like wildfire). They was checking for abour 4 years or so till he broke it off with her last year...Fast forward the tape & now she engaged to some next man I know (who I knew through other guys who I played football with)... now coincidentally her ex shares the same first name as me...so when here Fiance heard about the Tatt rumour... dude asked his boys to come check me about this whole name on the ass tatt situation....I had the
on when his boy was asking me senile questions about the origin of said Tattoo & whether me & her have had a previous fling etc...obviously I wasn't gonna snitch with her being all engaged & that... so I played the dumb card & claimed I didn't know shyt about her past yo
... anyways.. that butt cheek ink caused real dramas...her man to be forbidded her to speak to me... had to severe ties & all sorts....Biitch didn't even invite me to her wedding cos of that shyte.
To this day her Husband & his boys don't even speak to me & give me the
look...coz they still think I was the guy who was dikking all this time
, Sometimes I do wonder why the Fukk dind't she just laser that shyte inkwork off beforehand...that episode caused me all sorts of social grievance at the time..