Never date a woman with another man's name tattooed on her body

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i take pride it.. pull out and nut on the tattoo... yea you got his name on you, but i'm smashing you off and busting nuts on that shyt.. you go back to him and i still got that win.


even still tho, i'm trying to tally up a score of broads i can get my name tatted on lol... but right now i'm at a zero... even tho my 7th grade girfriend did name her kid after me... that's an ultimate loss for the dad
 

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What if it's the name of her son?

First thing I thought.

A lot of times they're stupid butterflies or paw prints. It looks tacky to me. Some girls can pull tats off, but I don't think they're for everyone.

So cliched tattoos then. Yeah fukk them shyts but girls with beautiful tattoos I'm all for

Them piercings too! When she's fully dressed and then pulls off all her clothes with the thigh tats and the sleeves I just gotta stand back like

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Back in the day, i bagged this yoga instructor looking white milf, went back to her place and it was magnificent. Right on the water, she drove a bmw x5 and was recently divorced. So we get to fooling around, and when i pulled off her panties there was a tattoo right above her p*ssy that said "property of vinny":merchant:














:myman:I still hit it, but only that one time:whew:
 

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The stupidest thing to me is all those people who got full sleeves of nonsense, talking about "i'm showing my individuality":comeon:when you got the same stupid cliche tattoos everyone else has. Ask them nikkas with the tribal arm bands or the chicks with chinese symbols how they feel about it. Nothing worse than a chick who's 30 and looks like a damn sailor or biker covered in rapidly fading tats.
 
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I remember this girl in HS tattd her bf's name on her tit and literally two weeks later they broke up and she ended up having a kid for while both being at the same school.

Just tattooing your s/o's name on your body leads to trouble :snoop:
 

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Tattoos are cool but I REALLY think women in particular tend to go overboard with them. My wife was on that " we should get tats of each other's name" shyt for a minute and I had to shut that DOWN with the quickness like "Woman Please:rudy: There is not ONE person on this EARTH who I'd permanently etch their name into my skin" stupidest thing ever.


I got my wife named tatt'd on my chest after we were married....a few months later she got my name. I only plan on getting married once so......
 
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I got my wife named tatt'd on my chest after we were married....a few months later she got my name. I only plan on getting married once so......


More power to you. It just ain't for me. Maybe it's just because I don't see the big deal in tattoos period, but if I were to get one it wouldn't be another human beings name
 

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:yeshrug:Lol... True story.. I was real close with this one chick from back in the days who had a tattoo of her mans imprinted on her left butcheek (don't ask how I know..girls gossip talk spreads like wildfire). They was checking for abour 4 years or so till he broke it off with her last year...Fast forward the tape & now she engaged to some next man I know (who I knew through other guys who I played football with)... now coincidentally her ex shares the same first name as me...so when here Fiance heard about the Tatt rumour... dude asked his boys to come check me about this whole name on the ass tatt situation....I had the :dahell: on when his boy was asking me senile questions about the origin of said Tattoo & whether me & her have had a previous fling etc...obviously I wasn't gonna snitch with her being all engaged & that... so I played the dumb card & claimed I didn't know shyt about her past yo :whoa:... anyways.. that butt cheek ink caused real dramas...her man to be forbidded her to speak to me... had to severe ties & all sorts....Biitch didn't even invite me to her wedding cos of that shyte.

To this day her Husband & his boys don't even speak to me & give me the :birdman: look...coz they still think I was the guy who was dikking all this time :yeshrug:, Sometimes I do wonder why the Fukk dind't she just laser that shyte inkwork off beforehand...that episode caused me all sorts of social grievance at the time..
 
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