Never date a woman with another man's name tattooed on her body

[Amare's Right Hook]

Oh but that's Corey, he......

I don't give a phuck, Corey gotta go.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I try to avoid women with tacky tattoos all together. If a woman doesn't have the sense to avoid putting dumb shyt permanently on her body, she's not the kind of woman I'm going to be taking seriously in the long term.

 

[Human Torch]

 

[A Real Human Bean]

What if it's the name of her son?

 

[Illuminatos]

 

[Poitier]

I've hit a few girls with their baby daddy tatted on their lower back

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I've hit a few girls with their baby daddy tatted on their lower back

Where did you finish?

 

[Jazzy B.]

Never date a woman with a bunch of tats in the first place

 

[Elle Driver]

That's honestly the dumbest thing, I've never understood that.

There's nothing wrong with tattoos though, I have a couple. I think a lot look good, however a lot of people don't think about that shyt hard enough.

 

[Poitier]

Where did you finish?

One time I had to finish myself off and the other times I wore a rubber so

It's not like these girls were heavily tatted either

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

That's honestly the dumbest thing, I've never understood that.

"Bu-bu-bu-bu-but they're like, totally going to be in love forever! The tattoo proves this!"

This girl ruined her face because she was in love with a tattoo artist:

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

"Bu-bu-bu-bu-but they're like, totally going to be in love forever! The tattoo proves this!"

This girl ruined her face because she was in love with a tattoo artist:

I saw this....it was their first date

 

[Elle Driver]

@DaygoTaco Almost as stupid as that girl that got Drake tatted on her forehead. People really need to think long and hard about permanently inking something on their bodies. I'd say there should be an age limit too, but it's 40 years old getting dumb shyt on they bodies. At least make sure you can hide it if you want to.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

@DaygoTaco Almost as stupid as that girl that got Drake tatted on her forehead. People really need to think long and hard about permanently inking something on their bodies. I'd say there should be an age limit too, but it's 40 years old getting dumb shyt on they bodies. At least make sure you can hide it if you want to.

I try to see it as a "glass half full" situation and think of it as people weeding themselves out of my (and your I guess) possible mating pool.

 

[Desirous]

I try to avoid women with tacky tattoos all together. If a woman doesn't have the sense to avoid putting dumb shyt permanently on her body, she's not the kind of woman I'm going to be taking seriously in the long term.

I don't generally like tats on females...not that I'm into females like that, but just saying.