Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
When I was strapped for cash back in 08 I used to sell my plasma for $40 bucks at a plasma bank every week...
Pretty much they hook you to a machine for 30 minutes while a movie is playing...they take your blood extract the plasma and put the blood back in you..
I had a bad experience with this...the blood pulled in my arm and i started sweating like it was 150 degrees outside...and apparently i could of died...lol.