not kidding with this post, I'm being dead serious.
I remember as a young kid I had several pediatricians I'd visit annually for physicals. One of them was this creepy cac that in retrospect I now realize is the stereotypical cac pedophile, he had the leering gaze of a sexual deviant and he had a lisp that screamed fakkit. I don't think he was married either despite being in his late 40s/50s.
I remember after one check up he unbuttoned the top two buttons on my polo shirt for no reason and gave me a weird smirk, like a creepy almost sexual one. He didn't do anything fukked up but looking back on it, it makes me wonder if that dude was/is a fukking pedophile.
Not that I blame him though, I got nice genes