Nba2k, men, and rage: A roundtable discussion

[Ninjaz In Paris]

fukk 2k. Game is trash, and I'm pretty good in it. Horrible passing, ridiculous steals, unrealistic gameplay, too many animations, cheesers online. Out of all the games I played online, I played the Heat or Thunder at least 80% of the time Probably won't play it anymore cause I just copped FIFA and MLB the Show last week. at that FIFA. I gotta step my game up tho nikkas been thrashing me online

what's the LAG like on that fifa? i might cop it...

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

what's the LAG like on that fifa? i might cop it...

From what I've experienced its similar to 2k. a slight delay that you get used to but I guess maybe less random disconnects

 

[BrothaZay]

Am I the only one who notices on 2k the computer gets away with back court violations when you stickin D on them

 

[SubLyminalz]

last week some dude who happened to be one of my friends sends me a message asking me did i wanna run while im already in the middle of a game so im like cool ill beat that ass when i get done with this game, so this nikka keeps sending me messages taking about hurry up so u could lose and im like im about to whoop this dudes ass when i get done, so the first match we play i beat this nikka by like 15 and he wants a rematch

the second match im blowing this dude out by 20 in the 2nd quarter, so he quits mid game and he deleted me from his friends list

so i send him a message telling him next time he decides to talk shyt to back it up, and he says fukk all my dead homies and in my hood and fukk my dead folks in my family


ill admit i get heated when i lose games but never on the level of this clown.


edit: from my experience the dudes who has there mics on and talk the most shyt before the game starts be the weakest nikkas.

 

[livindajetlife]

Which is why NBA 2K11 was the better game IMO.

They made the art of shooting way too easy in 2k12. I noticed that from the first moment I popped the game in.

Playing on All star/simulation in 2k12 is equivalent to playing on Rookie/Casual in 2k11

2k11 was overall the better and more challenging game.

Fuc outta here.. i was just playin 2k11 with my boys the other night.. i can easily drop 40 with ray allen just by shootin threes.. n none of em be wide open looks.

 

[Tom]

because its Ray Allen.

Problem is that u could do the same shyt with Dennis fukking Rodman in 2k12 (My mans hit three 3's back to back to back on me with this rainbow colored hair ass nikka )


BTW, Black men are extremely feminine nowadays (as demonstrated by our obsession with fashion, swag and our gossipy vindictive attitudes) So getting emotional to the point where ur ready to fight someone over a video game shouldn't come as much of a surprise

 

[Polygraph steez]

Am I the only one who notices on 2k the computer gets away with back court violations when you stickin D on them

ALL THE TIME!


Also, how come i ALWAYS get out-rebounded every single game? i swear the cpu always has a 10-15 edge on rebounds. the commentators talk about it in every single game i play. "they've been a monster on the boards thats why they're leading" "its surprising to see them losing with how good they been doing on the boards"

 

[BrothaZay]

ALL THE TIME!


Also, how come i ALWAYS get out-rebounded every single game? i swear the cpu always has a 10-15 edge on rebounds. the commentators talk about it in every single game i play. "they've been a monster on the boards thats why they're leading" "its surprising to see them losing with how good they been doing on the boards"

Co-sign

I truly think shyt must be a glitch or something.

One time i put my rebounding sliders at 100 and the computers at 0, them nikkas still got the edge in rebounds

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

I'm the best 2k player on this board and the sohh

 

[N*E*R*D]

because its Ray Allen.

Problem is that u could do the same shyt with Dennis fukking Rodman in 2k12 (My mans hit three 3's back to back to back on me with this rainbow colored hair ass nikka )


BTW, Black men are extremely feminine nowadays (as demonstrated by our obsession with fashion, swag and our gossipy vindictive attitudes) So getting emotional to the point where ur ready to fight someone over a video game shouldn't come as much of a surprise

2k has its problems like all games but you sir are garbage

 

[twan83]

Co-sign

I truly think shyt must be a glitch or something.

One time i put my rebounding sliders at 100 and the computers at 0, them nikkas still got the edge in rebounds

fukk THE CPU. When got centers like Bynum, Howard and Chandler hitting 3's u know you ain't gonna win then

 

[Kliq_Souf]

it just burns slow when u playing against Bron or Durant, and they are just picking you apart, and there is nothing u can do about it....

 

[twan83]

it just burns slow when u playing against Bron or Durant, and they are just picking you apart, and there is nothing u can do about it....

I actually didn't have too much of a problem with them. I would do my best to slow them down since u can't stop em but i would stop the rest of there team to win games.

 

[Shugg84]

the second match im blowing this dude out by 20 in the 2nd quarter, so he quits mid game and he deleted me from his friends list

so i send him a message telling him next time he decides to talk shyt to back it up, and he says fukk all my dead homies and in my hood and fukk my dead folks in my family .

 

[Tom]

2k has its problems like all games but you sir are garbage

nope, i just haven't played it daily like u have since 2006 breh. And I never touch online. You still braggin bout beating a online noob who was unaware that there was even an ONLINE delay that's considered a "normal" occurrence, once again proves that ur W/L ratio is

If I actually cared about winning/losing I woulda just quit, game was essentially a practice game for a noob to get acquainted with the delay, why play to the very last minute in a blowout if it was any other case? Even tho the game was mad close until the 2nd quarter (which would have been the end of the game in reg 5 min quarters...which means the game woulda been close against a noob like me if we did the reg length..smh) from me using the same exact play over and over....smh. I'm garbage in a game I barely play but u can't beat a licker in RE5? a game I only played thru once and put back away.

as much as u play that shyt I'm surprised u haven't completely stopped playing it yet like how u did with Call of Duty.

you have OCD breh, shyts frightening, play some other games for a change lil nikka. You white boy playing World of Warcraft status with NBA 2k b




In fact, I don't even consider nikkas who play nothing but sports games 24/7 "Gamers"......when I had swag and was hustling in the streets I was still playing Madden and 2K.....them shyts is casual games b, equivalent to smoking weed or drinking. You ain't a real Nerd nikka if thats all u play, cop a Final Fantasy game or summin b, change ur sn in the meantime cause u ain't a true representative of that Nerd Life. Real nerds don't play sports games exclusively and nothing else