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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
this is supposed to be a gotcha but is accidentally a GREAT idea
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
post nut literacy feels like an idea whose moment has come
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social
That bit in Oppenheimer where she gets up halfway through to go browse Oppenheimer's bookshelves
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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social
Trending today:
-Pup Punishment
-"Step Brother I'm Stuck In The Torment Nexus!"
-An interview with Naomi Klein on the push for workers rights in Indonesia
-John Waters Tells Us His Oscar Party Dos and Don'ts
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Inquisitor Curiosa @ligernull.bsky.social
I would actually go to pornhub for those last two.
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Nataly
@nightpups.bsky.social
If I was on the hub I'd be clicking those out of curiosity
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com
the pornhub people seem sharp enough to actually go with this now
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karlkoons3 @karlkoons3.bsky.social
From what I've heard I guess...
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
I saw a study recently claiming that PornHub is the main source of sex education for adults who got abstinence-only in schools.
10/45
von boo-ington
@vonhonkington.bsky.social
It would be very American to accidentally create a journalism revolution by having some kind of articles per porno mandate
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J Rosser Lomax @athousandpicnics.net
Mr Beast X Pornhub; video essays on the dehumanizing nature of late capitalism
12/45
Tim Pierce @unchi.org
Hbonerguy
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Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social
So Justice Alito is saying here would hang out on pornhub for the articles?
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Jeff Hackney @porschejeff.bsky.social
For every five videos you have to read a Vidal essay & correctly answer a little quiz about it. I believe this could save the United States of America.
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Roscoe @thirdsunrising.bsky.social
Yes it is good that justice Alito read so much Playboy, the man is quite well versed in its contents and how they can translate in the modern age
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molly
@brat.fm
let me wax poetic and quote Baudrillard in the Pornhub Periodical PLEASEEE
17/45
Jack @jacksoupcan.bsky.social
Let’s debate The Conspiracy of Art.
18/45
The Highlander @linkdeath.bsky.social
I remember reading something about pornhub has a bunch of people offering up free videos on stuff like math and history and stuff, if you knew where to look (I obviously do not know where to look).
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enskyment @enskyment.bsky.social
Rax, I think you're uniquely positioned to become PornHub's Gore Vidal™. This could be your calling.
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Benjamin Bentley @comassion.bsky.social
Yep, no reason Pornhub can't start hosting great articles.
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Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social
Some great investigative journalism was published in those mags
22/45
Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
I wanna see some gifs of that cartoon lady from the jokes page
23/45
Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social
There was some guy who did math lessons on PornHub.
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fred mcgriff @steadynappin.bsky.social
until they go public and can the whole editorial staff
25/45
Lord Rev. Dr. Dude @themosersaurus.bsky.social
“Today, class, we’re going to review the physics of fukk! What positions maximize thrust vectors? How do we best utilize angular momentum? What is the optimal coefficient of friction?”
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Nick @dirtydruid.bsky.social
"In space, reverse cowgirl and doggy are the same style" -Neil Degrass Tyson
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Mavi Reshef @mavibluecatte.bsky.social
rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) no bullshyt, they DO actually, and the ad revenue per million views is about 3 to 4 times that of youtube, no bullshyt
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robjackel.bsky.social @robjackel.bsky.social
would solve so many societal problems at once.
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morichalion.bsky.social @morichalion.bsky.social
I kinda wanna stream video games to pornhub. Post political commentary. Just for the neck of it.
30/45
Notfaustenough @nigelfaustino.bsky.social
People definitely upload video game playthroughs on there already
31/45
ScottInClearwater
@scottinclearh2o.bsky.social
@davidgrossman.bsky.social
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davidunruly.bsky.social @davidunruly.bsky.social
Maybe check with Clarence?
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Saint Ron @saintron.bsky.social
I like the porn that is genuinely trying to be funny.
We're not talking primo comedy, but they are trying.
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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social
Guccione had some serious science in Penthouse back in the day.
Oh, and the first pubes and girl-girl, so there’s that …
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Tom R @thedrummer.bsky.social
"Dear Pornhub, I never thought this would happen to me..."
36/45
Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social
"I swear we were just trying to trying to make good honest pornography, this whole resurrecting investigative journalism thing is just keeping the lights on!!"
37/45
I'm a different bird @imadifferentbird.bsky.social
Somebody else skeeted a tweet from a Youtuber that hosts a science education channel, who mirrors all her videos to Pornhub. She actually said the ad payouts are way better per view on Pornhub.
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Eric @ericlackner.bsky.social
I guess "Justice" Alito is looking for some good reading material?
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famousjameisamos.bsky.social @famousjameisamos.bsky.social
The party of free speech sure has a problem with free speech
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marzi margo @marzipan.bsky.social
Rax King, our modern day Gore Vidal
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Edicson @edicson.bsky.social
They should absolutely do a whole host of different things including a writing staff, podcast network, guest op-Ed’s from performers, directors, crew, etc.
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doppeldanger.bsky.social @doppeldanger.bsky.social
It's a great place to learn advanced mathematics.
We Asked the Math Tutor Who Posts His Lessons on Pornhub: Why?
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Goroloe @goroloe.bsky.social
Mature dom intro to JavaScript JOI ASMR
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social
I’m thinking of a world in which some of the best documentarians get a blank check to make great work by Pornhub and it’s actually pretty awesome.
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Toxteth O'Grady @toxteth1.bsky.social
So Alito has read the old Playboy?
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