I'm just thinking about this more. She is making at least 100k a year, big beautiful butt, beautiful face, we all know tha tthang is beautiful and fire, you never here any ho stories about her, she married a fat guy so you know she's cool, and she obviously could watch wrestling with you. This might be the #1 catch of the 2000s brehs
Usos aren't really "fat" but you raised some great points.