Name a time you were surprised a girl was a freak

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:what: In no way is the story in the op an indicator of her freakyness.

Did she suck the skin off your dikk and swallow?

Did she moonsault off the headboard and do a landing split on the dikk?

Seems like all she said is that she wanted more than a hug. She was wet on the bus, nikka so what? She ain't lose a finger in her p*ssy on the bus ride tho. :usure:

Did you fukk? If not, what job did you get done except wasting your time texting a bird :dahell:

Re-quoted for emphasis :mjpls;
 

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shy Salvadorean who wouldnt let me smash the first night she came over (and even spent the night :stopitslime:) she seemed repulsed by me or something, anyways a week later I get a text talkin about pick me up on melrose. I ignored the text :stopitslime: then 5 min later "I want to do what we didn't get to do". texted back 10 seconds later :troll:

back at the crib, I strip her down shes in some black lingerie which she didnt want to take off (she looked good in it, so I was fine with that), move that thang to the side, got to working then she stops me, gets on her 4s and says
her: put it my ass
me: :merchant:
*spits on her hand, grabs my dikk and guides it right to the ass*
me: :wow::noah: lasted about 2 min.

that was the first and last time I had a girl ask for anal. whatta dirty little freak. :noah:
I'm talking to a shy Salvadorian now, I hope I win :ohlawd:
 

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if theres anything ive learned from others sexual exploits, its women are just as bad as men. its a fine line tho lots of girls are afraid of being considered a slut
 

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one time when i was working one parttime office job when i was 18 i got paired up with this young innocent looking chick (just turned 18)...well long story short after couple days of working together when only us 2 and one of her friends were left in the office out of the blue she told me "i am gonna write something in my phone that i want you to do.." at the time she said that i was working on something so i didnt really pay her any mind but when she showed me the phone the msg read, "i want you to come feel me up " :krs:

when i read that shyt i was in shock brehs cus by looking at this chick you would never think she wud ask that...bytch then asked me if i was scared :heh: i carried her ass in the back and proceeded to dig in that p*ssy :ohlawd:

p*ssy was so tight and wet :banderas: gave her a near orgasm from fingering her, bytch literally had to stop me :whew: i walked out there feeling like i a boss :win: knowing that we still had over a month left of working together :shaq:
 

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So I known this girl for like 3 years. She's cool, kinda awkward (loud voice in public, kinda like she's shy to be with you), dumb jokes etc. 7/10 at best.

Anyways I had a new number so we started texting again. Made a playful comment to her "I give the best hugs don't I?"

Her: You do!!!! Probably give the best of everything.
Me: Too bad. You cant get anymore hugs :P
Her: You can always give me more than hugs ;)
Me: You wish ;). You and that loud voice. I feel bad for you and your ex boyfriends. They might need earplugs.
Her: Earplugs are ALWAYS needed ;)
Me: I should try those earplugs sometime.


No message for a while until

Her: I'm on the bus.... I think I just got wet ;)

Anyways. A lot of these girls within 15 mins can come about sex if you sex-type/playful jokes... this one took me by surprise

Share yours

:lawd: you played that right, smooth
 

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i used to be a nice guy.. that causes them to treat you right, do things right and fall in love so damn quick... i can call any ex in my life and it's still all good and they'd all get back with me...

then i started :smugdraper: on these hoes... "shut up. just take your clothes off.. shhhhh don't argue. just do what i say" even in normal basic conversation


THEY LOVE THAT shyt!!! i've seen the same girl i was talking to a few months ago.. all sweet and timid and innocent... now she the biggest freak that i tell her what to do and how to do it..


it's like chris rock said "your woman is a bigger freak than you would ever imagine. THEY WANT TO DO THAT NASTY shyt. You just gotta tell them, put some bass in your voice like a man"
 

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i used to be a nice guy.. that causes them to treat you right, do things right and fall in love so damn quick... i can call any ex in my life and it's still all good and they'd all get back with me...

then i started :smugdraper: on these hoes... "shut up. just take your clothes off.. shhhhh don't argue. just do what i say" even in normal basic conversation


THEY LOVE THAT shyt!!! i've seen the same girl i was talking to a few months ago.. all sweet and timid and innocent... now she the biggest freak that i tell her what to do and how to do it..


it's like chris rock said "your woman is a bigger freak than you would ever imagine. THEY WANT TO DO THAT NASTY shyt. You just gotta tell them, put some bass in your voice like a man"
girls tend to love that aggressive talk. They want you to take the lead...and that's cool for a while.

Many women will look at you like :childplease: after a certain age though.
 

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Night before she was telling me on the phone that she has'nt been intimate for a while. Next morning Sent me a text if asking me I woke up hard in the morning and how did I deal with the matter. :shaq: We helped each other out later on.
 

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Let me see

When she told me to punch her in the face

Wanted to eat a nikkas ass

Wanted the dikk in her ass
 

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My fiance let me bang her out in the parking lot of Walmart on rt 22.....outside on the back of car trunk......during business hours.....took off her leggings completely........got on her knees and sucked me off then turned around so I could dig her out....gave no fukks
 

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chick who i had been talking to for a while who seemed very wholesome. one day she sent me a pic showing cleavage and i told her she looked good and that i didn't know she had that side to her :lolbron:. it was almost like a dog whistle to her cause she started flooding me with pics that got more and more provocative until eventually she would be sending me videos of herself masturbating and then licking her fingers. she also told me she wanted me to rub my dikk all over her face and body. she said she loved me.

no, i will not share the pics.
 

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Every woman is a freak at some point and for somebody

Don't mean they a hoe cause they might only be a freak for 1 dude

It just depends on what good dikk is going to bring the freakiness out of her
 
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My fiance let me bang her out in the parking lot of Walmart on rt 22.....outside on the back of car trunk......during business hours.....took off her leggings completely........got on her knees and sucked me off then turned around so I could dig her out....gave no fukks

quite a wholesome lady:pachaha:...
 

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Jewish chick I've talked about once or twice before. I left work one day and fucced her at her house, busted on her stomach and bounced. She txted me like 5 mins after I left like, "Are you ok?" I'm like, "Yea, i'm great why?" she responds with, "Oh ok I just thought you were gonna cum on my face is all."

I miss her, brehs. :to:
 
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