Name a time you were surprised a girl was a freak

[Wise]

So I known this girl for like 3 years. She's cool, kinda awkward (loud voice in public, kinda like she's shy to be with you), dumb jokes etc. 7/10 at best.

Anyways I had a new number so we started texting again. Made a playful comment to her "I give the best hugs don't I?"

Her: You do!!!! Probably give the best of everything.
Me: Too bad. You cant get anymore hugs :P
Her: You can always give me more than hugs ;)
Me: You wish ;). You and that loud voice. I feel bad for you and your ex boyfriends. They might need earplugs.
Her: Earplugs are ALWAYS needed ;)
Me: I should try those earplugs sometime.


No message for a while until

Her: I'm on the bus.... I think I just got wet ;)

Anyways. A lot of these girls within 15 mins can come about sex if you sex-type/playful jokes... this one took me by surprise

Share yours

 

[Dooby]

What are you texting a tellitubby? fukk kinda verbal volley is that.

 

[Marco Zen]

 

[Wise]

What are you texting a tellitubby? fukk kinda verbal volley is that.

nikka it got the job done lol

 

[john goodman]

Im surprised if shes not a freak

I do my usual choking and dirty talk... if shes not into it shes the weirdo

 

[Steve Piffler]

i just roll over and sink my dikk in. no games needed....

 

[twan83]

its not that i get surprised but this shyt caught me off guard happened back in the day
cuz it was the first time a female every told me too do this

i was doing my thing too her and she was enjoying it

then she says this

her: i want you too choke me and slap me real hard too where I'm turning red

me:

her: (YELLING) JUST fukkING DO IT

me:

 

[Tommy Knocks]

shy Salvadorean who wouldnt let me smash the first night she came over (and even spent the night ) she seemed repulsed by me or something, anyways a week later I get a text talkin about pick me up on melrose. I ignored the text then 5 min later "I want to do what we didn't get to do". texted back 10 seconds later

back at the crib, I strip her down shes in some black lingerie which she didnt want to take off (she looked good in it, so I was fine with that), move that thang to the side, got to working then she stops me, gets on her 4s and says
her: put it my ass
me:
*spits on her hand, grabs my dikk and guides it right to the ass*
me: lasted about 2 min.

that was the first and last time I had a girl ask for anal. whatta dirty little freak.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

you share that girl

 

[R.O. Double]

In no way is the story in the op an indicator of her freakyness.

Did she suck the skin off your dikk and swallow?

Did she moonsault off the headboard and do a landing split on the dikk?

Seems like all she said is that she wanted more than a hug. She was wet on the bus, nikka so what? She ain't lose a finger in her p*ssy on the bus ride tho.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

nikka it got the job done lol

Did you fukk? If not, what job did you get done except wasting your time texting a bird

 

[ADK]

This one time I was hittin it from the back the bytch was like go faster go faster go faster and I did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it just comes easy to me

 

[beenz]

Im surprised if shes not a freak

I do my usual choking and dirty talk... if shes not into it shes the weirdo

yeah, but you are a

 

[HideoKojima]

Those random freak texts,breh.
"I like sucking dikk and like getting my titties getting sucked on"
Me: , where did that come from?
"Idk random"
Me:
She wasn't even cute so it was whatever

 

[Donald J Trump]

When ya momma sucked my dikk from the back