My work wife’s real husband got an android

Mowgli

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And that thang ain’t never been wetter :banderas:


Peep game, she told me that her man came home one day with a droid or some shyt. :mjlol:

She caught him playing candy crush, solitaire, and watching Proud Family reruns on his phone talking bout “the capabilities of these three screens are endless” :dead:

Had the nerve to call her slow while we been sending gifs and memes back and forth all day.


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She told me she never felt better now that he can’t check her location anymore :blessed:

Bout to smash that tonight while he’s at home charging his headphones and zune :pachaha:



What about you guys? Any other stories of side chicks going off the grid with their man and head straight to your crib? :jbhmm:


Happy Saturday brehs!
Hopefully he bodies u
 

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And that thang ain’t never been wetter :banderas:


Peep game, she told me that her man came home one day with a droid or some shyt. :mjlol:

She caught him playing candy crush, solitaire, and watching Proud Family reruns on his phone talking bout “the capabilities of these three screens are endless” :dead:

Had the nerve to call her slow while we been sending gifs and memes back and forth all day.


watch-the-throne-jay-z.gif


She told me she never felt better now that he can’t check her location anymore :blessed:

Bout to smash that tonight while he’s at home charging his headphones and zune :pachaha:



What about you guys? Any other stories of side chicks going off the grid with their man and head straight to your crib? :jbhmm:


Happy Saturday brehs!
Oh your petty :mjlol:
 

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Stupid nikka gonna be mad once that Droid starts breaking…

He better get a IPhone and leave that heifer
 

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You old nikkas always telling campfire stories on here
 
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