My wife really disrespected me last night. I may join GMB.

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Op must be fat to be wanting 2 big ass Chipotle burritos in that time frame

 

[ROFL_GUY]

maga people only eat chipotle

never had it . but im from CA..

fake ass mexican food

 

[Paper Boi]

divorce her ass

 

[melraH]

Op must be fat to be wanting 2 big ass Chipotle burritos in that time frame

Reminded me of this post i saw on reddit a cac asking if he was the a$$hole for eating half of a 6 feet party sub at a party. And in that case that fat cac brought wings for everyone. Op didn't even bring home some mints for his wife. and then woke her up .

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

OP up here crying while wifey in the bathroom doo dooing last night’s burrito with a tooth pick in her mouth scanning IG. Make her take a shower, open her fat cheeks, back shot her till she moans and comes on your selfish penis my boy. Watch how she goes out and buy YOU another burrito.

 

[Mike Nasty]

fake ass mexican food

Well actually......all the original Chipotles were opened in Colorado by a white guy.

 

[Born Rich]

dawg, being reduced to eating a pb&j and a bowl of grapes when you were lookin forward to a chipotle burrito…

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Well actually......all the original Chipotles were opened in Colorado by a white guy.

co green chile shyt is trash..

chipotle is owned by mcdonalds

 

[Wildhundreds]

You should've bought the wife one as well.. Just do better next time.

 

[Mike Nasty]

chipotle is owned by mcdonalds

lol you smart know-it-all. It's not, hasn't been for nearly 17 years

The ridiculous reason McDonald's sold Chipotle and missed out on billions of dollars

McDonald's missed a big opportunity.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Heafcliffe]

hate to break it to you breh; but you started it.... no foul on the play here.

How you gonna come into the crib with chipotle for 1 when wifey's home

Gotta agree here.

Unsaid but implied rules of the game called marriage.

 

[The God Poster]

Ordered Chipotle while I was out in these streets working hard and getting money. I ordered 2 burritos. One for 5pm and then one for later after I relaxed and took my edibles to snack on.

Left the house at 7 came back at 11pm. Feeling nice and relaxed just wanted a late night snack. Opened the fridge and my burrito was gone. Looked in the trash and the wrapper was in there.

Walked up to the bedroom and she in there sleep. Woke her ass up! You ate my chipotle?!! She talking about she thought it was for her! Disrespectful!!

I ended up eating a PB&J and a bowl of grapes.

1) The fact she ain’t immediately get up to make you food you share that woman

2) You a Mexican?? eating burritos all day for

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[RhodyRum]

And to add to the disrespect, probly had mad gas too

Not mention she probably turned her butt towards his side of the bed anytime she had to let out a loud ass Mexican fast food fueled funyun fart.

OP's side of the bed probably smells ferociously funky

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Your wife after that soggy burrito:

You: