My wife mad at me cause me and my coworker play pranks on each other. She’s acting jealous and shyt.

[Amerikan Melanin]

Told her she was tripping.

 

[lowkey0z]

wifey's gonna be doin' stand up comedy with another nikka's mic, keep playin'

married people with work wives/husbands are so funny to me lol

 

[jdubnyce]

Ass is fat

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Skynet gathering power like a spirit bomb to drop on human beings.

 

[Panthro11]

5 minutes later

Spoiler: 👀

 

[So-Chi]

He hitting that after work.. shyt, during work

 

[dizzy4111]

now hold on

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

TikTok robot voices will always be funny AF.

"Mah bawls keeaps playain mea "

 

[Richard Glidewell]

SHE SMUGGLING.........SHE GONE SUBMIT TO THIS CAVITY SEARCH OR FACE RICO CHARGES........

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Ass is fat

no she is FAT
yall keep getting fooled by chicks in shape-wear and denim if you want to

those jeans are about to blow a button and put that nikka eyes out

he bought to lose it all behind a fat WW and a few jokes....

 

[summwunn]

5 minutes later

Spoiler: 👀

.... then the morning after . . . .

 

[Donny]

That work wife be feeling like your soulmate

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

no she is FAT
yall keep getting fooled by chicks in shape-wear and denim if you want to

Yes, she is and so is he. They're definitely fukking.

I would too if I was him.

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Yes, she is and so is he. They're definitely fukking.

I would too if I was him.

 

[Belize King]

That work wife be feeling like your soulmate

My current program we have 0 women out of 19. My last program maybe 20 out of 400. 15 out of 20 was getting ran through.

Dudes making 200k throwing away their families.

Military/overseas contractor life isn’t for the weak. I’m 2 weeks into a rotation missing my family. 5 more weeks to go.