My Son's Lawyer Asked Me To Speak at His Sentencing... I Declined:

Orbital-Fetus

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off the charts scumbaggary.
OP should take it to the next level though.
go in to speak at the sentencing and accuse your son of more crimes.
start crying and tell the judge you are afraid of him and what he is capable of.
get him football numbers, start new investigations, plant weapons and drugs in
his residence and car then call the cops...so many ways you can fukk him over.

go all out OP.
 

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@Stick Up Kid, does your son have a girlfriend?
you should smash and then go visit him with her...pregnant.
then tell him that the b*stard floating around in her guts is
gonna be your cellmate one day because you are gonna
make sure of it. if homegirl gets outta line, grab her by the
back of the dome and let her know what time it is.

i could write a whole screenplay based upon this premise.
 
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