My side piece just gave birth to "our" son on Friday......

maxamusa

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I'm an east coast breh visiting the west for work and I was wiling out.
Shortie was a hiphop head so we bonded over that; but she got gassed when I lied to her and said A-plus was my favorite rapper when we were laid up in the telly :francis:


(he's not....I only know him from getting smoked by canibus and redman on that LB fam jawn :mjlol:)

She was sweating me after that lie....threw the condoms off the dresser n said I dont need these :picard:




I believed her cause she looked like she was pushing 40 :manny:


menopause or whatever :hubie:





I shoulda known better cause she looked exotic some type of spanish and they be fertile as fukk. :snoop:

was cool with it at first and wanted to be a part of the babies life.....and her's 2....but now I'm having second thoughts.


Anyway she caked up FR FR some type of brainiac IT boss Silicon Valley type deal......



hoping to run up a bag and make lemonade out of lemons.



I think I might have 1 of these situations on my hands :lolbron:


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What should I do coli fam :lupe:
 
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