My recent encounters with MLM pyramid scams: WAKEUPNOW, VISALUS, 5LINX and LIMU

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I've been clowning these pyramid schemes for years. And 2 of my closest homeboys are caught up in this BS. We're all ITs in the DMV making good money, with TS clearances and all. One of my boys, i could see, but this other cat I felt is smart like me. SMH. These fools called me on a Saturday night from a live conference call. :smh: They had their platinum sponsor leader or whatever talking his azz off. I couldn't get a word in. All he was saying is "wouldnt u like to only work when you want to" and other magical dreamy shyt. I just hung up. Next day they my boys asked me to join, i was like, I'm not good a selling shyt. I barely hear from these dudes now. These MLMs teach their people to stay away from people who aren't about this fantasy dream bs. This sh"t is crazy, I'm loosing good friend to this shyt.

:why:



Now I was back in Louisiana for Mardi Gras getting my hair twist by my ex. I teach this girl so much about life, men, how religion is bs, bcuz i have a lot of love for her and want her to be happy and successful and she has soaked it all up. She's a different person. So she starts telling me about these body wraps, red flags go up. But she's actually pushing a real product. She's cute and in shape so she might sell some and I haven't hard of this shyt. So I didnt go in on her yet.

A few week before i was in Louisiana. My cousin's cousin called me saying she was having a party at my aunt house with a lot of girls, come thru. I get there and I saw a group of old broke black people in the living room, 2 older washed up CAC woman with a powerpoint presentation selling dreams. This is 10pm in the hood hood in Louisiana. Anytime CACs are in the hood that late theyre robbing or get robbed. It was some VIMA or something. I was talking so much shyt, ol girl got mad at me, but couldn't kick me out of my aunts house. She didn't want me to get no snacks. I was saving my people. Their startup fees were 500$ and 1000$.


I clown these shyts so much, at work people actually think I'm a real MLM advisor. I try to get folks to sign up and shyt. Tell them we have some heavywieghts coming into town this week. We're meeting at the Motel 6. :lol: Just clowning
:pachaha:
You heard of worldventure?
Someone tryna sell me a dream trip and telling me that I can get a BMW and shyt if I sign up and pay for their fees and then recruit others.

She sounds brainwashed
 

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I always :pachaha: when I see a WorldVentures drone pop up in my social newsfeeds.

They be holding up a sign saying "You should be here!" :takedat:

Meanwhile they in Swampass, Tenn. in a Motel 6 banquet room posin' 4 a pic with a celebrity that hasn't been relevent in 10+ years. :deadrose:

Is that jawn fraudulent?

Someone tryna recruit me HARD
 

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:russell: I make real money from Forex, these nikkaz weak



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How did you learn?
 

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greg is back with wake up now. I don't know why but watching his videos are highly entertaining. So much bullshyt and he believes all of it.



:mjlol:

MLN, forex, cpa, credit repair what the fukk does this nucca do???

Also claimed he have made 500k in the last 2 years yet doesn't own shyt. When your credit score is 550 but at least you can say you fly private, right greg :umad:.



This video right here is where he went FULL not half but FULL retard. One of his lines that made me :bryan: each time was.

"where is the proof of the lifestyle??" breh was dead serious that wealth can only be proved by living flashy and such.
 
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greg is back with wake up now. I don't know why but watching his videos are highly entertaining. So much bullshyt and he believes all of it.



:mjlol:

MLN, forex, cpa, credit repair what the fukk does this nucca do???

Also claimed he have made 500k in the last 2 years yet doesn't own shyt. When your credit score is 550 but at least you can say you fly private, right greg :umad:.



This video right here is where he went FULL not half but FULL retard. One of his lines that made me :bryan: each time was.

"where is the proof of the lifestyle??" breh was dead serious that wealth can only be proved by living flashy and such.


Niccas still ain't clap this fool yet? :dahell:
 

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When Wake Up Now went bankrupt, Greg didn't get paid for months, but he kept posting shyt like

"I'm willing to take offers from other companies. They must fly me first class and pay me $50k just to have a discussion."

Then when nobody obviously did that, he kept talking shyt like, "Nobody can afford me" type of nonsense.

Then weeks later he was bragging about his $215 residual check from selling towing insurance.

:russ:

Was the best fall from grace I've ever witnessed.
 

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LOL this fukkery is awesome, these losers keep jumping from mln to mln

Gregory Perdriel fired shots at dimitri





Dimitri Triston Tucker response



This is the problems with these nuccas unless your the owner of the MLN you are a freaking retard staying at one. Create a freaking business,every month it's something else, a new hustle never consitancey just chasing the hype train.

All this nikka greg has is his jet smarter membership and that qualifies him as living the life just because you fly jets. If you really want to prove you are a high roller by your seats at full price, if you really want to prove a point. By a private plane ticket from NY to LA and see how long you'll be able to live that lifestyle.

No car, no house just a membership and people believe the hype:francis:
 

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Had to bump this thread cus this breh i knew from hs told me to come to perkins by my crib after work to chill. I ignored him for a couple days but after that i was like fukk it :yeshrug:. Told him imma slide after work, my first warning was that after that he said"I have something amazing to show you bro!":snoop:

I come in and hes sitting with another breh i knew from college parties dt and i sit down with them...we all chop it up for a bit, and then the conversation leads to "me and j did something here that since january literally changed our lives"

Im thinking oh damn :beli:

Breh pulls a little tablet and it's that world ventures shyt. :skip:

Im thinking if these mfs dont get the fukk outta my face, but shyt i let em cook and explain the shyt.

And it was just as fukkin dumb as i knew it would be:ehh:
 

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Had to bump this thread cus this breh i knew from hs told me to come to perkins by my crib after work to chill. I ignored him for a couple days but after that i was like fukk it :yeshrug:. Told him imma slide after work, my first warning was that after that he said"I have something amazing to show you bro!":snoop:

I come in and hes sitting with another breh i knew from college parties dt and i sit down with them...we all chop it up for a bit, and then the conversation leads to "me and j did something here that since january literally changed our lives"

Im thinking oh damn :beli:

Breh pulls a little tablet and it's that world ventures shyt. :skip:

Im thinking if these mfs dont get the fukk outta my face, but shyt i let em cook and explain the shyt.

And it was just as fukkin dumb as i knew it would be:ehh:
lol.

I hate those blue signs they be having..."You Should Be Here".
 

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Had to bump this thread cus this breh i knew from hs told me to come to perkins by my crib after work to chill. I ignored him for a couple days but after that i was like fukk it :yeshrug:. Told him imma slide after work, my first warning was that after that he said"I have something amazing to show you bro!":snoop:

I come in and hes sitting with another breh i knew from college parties dt and i sit down with them...we all chop it up for a bit, and then the conversation leads to "me and j did something here that since january literally changed our lives"

Im thinking oh damn :beli:

Breh pulls a little tablet and it's that world ventures shyt. :skip:

Im thinking if these mfs dont get the fukk outta my face, but shyt i let em cook and explain the shyt.

And it was just as fukkin dumb as i knew it would be:ehh:

How much money did you have to pay them breh :wow:
 
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