Somewhere in here (or on The Coli somewhere) I mentioned that my cousin is in Legal Shield which seems to be semi-legit in the services they offer vs. cost ($20 a month for a lawyer on semi-retainer ain't bad if you can afford it) but the real way to make money is through the Pyramid
Anyway he was bugging me to join and join and I knew what it was. He's been making a little money but he finally said "TL15, I really want you in...you're a smart dude and if we access your friends we can really get going...I got three members to put under you right now so if you sign up you'll already start making money each month"
I paid the $100 and I now have the legal services for free each month and I make a $60 kick back each month
here's where shyt gets real
He hits me with "TL15...I gotta get you to a meeting so you can start believing in the product...bring a friend
"
I tell him I'll try
but I'm not gonna tell my friends I'm in this BS
I show up to the meeting in my Mercedes and people think I'm some high roller
lol...not knowing I make my money working a corporate gig
I end up sitting in the audience and my cousin goes up to present. He's telling stories about how he is able to quit his job, leverage his time, etc. etc. meanwhile (even though he legitimately is doing well) I know this nygga is spitting extra
I'm sitting next to this 50 year old man with some dusty ass new balance shoes underneath dress pants, a sport coat and v neck
every time the presenters talk about how the money has changed their life breh is on some
like it's the fyckin gospel
I kid you not Coli fam... this homie checks his phone and he gets an "
account overdrawn notice" from his bank... breh is broke, 50+, and still trying to hit it big...
I was
and
at this dude