had to repost my LIMA post from the other MLM thread
a girl sent this rather cryptic txt yesterday asking if I was interested in alleviating my college debt and if so I might be interested in this conference call that evening. I humor her and say ok I'll listen and join in. I mute my phone and leave it on speaker while I'm watching some good soccer. this nikka comes on there talking about peddling some damn
seaweed and how we got to capitalize on this chance
. he says he knows that seaweed isn't the sexiest product but "hey, look at Arm & Hammer, you think they should have gave up with baking soda?"
. he kept making little corny jokes and chuckling to himself like Eddie Murphy and made sure to throw stuff like "be your own boss", "control your money", "get in on the ground floor". he said if we wanna get in, goto some website I've already forgotten and check it out.
as I'm typing this post I'm starting to think maybe he was actually a recording because while he does his whole spiel everyone was muted except him until the end. everyone then was unmuted and asked to ask any questions.............complete silence which means everybody either already hung up or are laughing at this foolishness too hard to ask anything (I know I was with my phone on mute, nikka was tryna get me to sell seaweed!!!)
. he got off the line with the quickness like "ok nobody wants this opportunity? alright then...." and clicks off. now the original girl I know comes on says two sentences basically only saying "you gotta do this" and it disconnects.
too long didn't read???
sat through a MLM conference call.
nikka was selling
seaweed.........