My professor put me on blast today

[Ultimate Warrior]

in front of the entire class.

I'm chillin in da back of da lecture hall, wit dis broad i been workin on. Me and her sittin together, foolin around and shyt when all of a sudden i hear...

"mr. azzanova, i understand sophia is beautiful woman, but i also know that she has a boyfriend and she won't leave her boyfriend for you. Now, if you can, please pay attention to the lecture"

At this point, ain't no one payin attention to shyt, but rather watchin me and shorty. Bout 150 of em (multiplied by 2 pairs of eyes each = 300 eyes).

Nikkas givin me dat look while shorties be giggling and shyt. Meanwhile homegirl has her head down embarassed and shyt, so da professor asks her if she aight without checkin for me

So i'm like to da professor with absolutely no fukks given "me and shorty just friends....but who knows, with time that could all change"

dat shy/embarassed laugh from broads

 

[Rominati]

this professor probably giving your girl the D and then grading exams giving you the D after

This could of been a 20+ dap post if you worded it a lil more tightly

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

this professor probably giving your girl the D and then grading exams giving you the D after

 

[kash10003]

This could of been a 20+ dap post if you worded it a lil more tightly

bad execution on my part

 

[RealAssanova]

Pay attention in class, you degenerate.

please tell me that ure under 18

 

[CBSkyline]

bad execution on my part

I gave you a dap for the effort :smugcena:

 

[kash10003]

I gave you a dap for the effort :smugcena:

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[ThugLife]

this professor probably giving your girl the D and then grading exams giving you the D after

We call dat hoe double Dsssss

 

[SpacelySprockets]

go tell disney all ur fukkin

 

[RealAssanova]

this professor probably giving your girl the D and then grading exams giving you the D after

she ain't a lesbian

 

[Rominati]

bad execution on my part

Hah seems like after my post the streets are fukking with you now


You only had one dap the time I made my post

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Rackin up 30k a year in loans just to flirt with a chick in a relationship

 

[Remote]

LOL

You should have just taken that L and kept hitting on her after.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Cool story.

+

Breh

= cool story breh

Wassup

= not getting the joke.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

I hope the professor wasn't a Euro because this isn't the 60's, my foot would of been all in his ass.