Yeah in 8th grade. I was chilling at this girl's house and her boyfriend came over. It was no smoke because she had already established I was deep in the friendzone. I liked this girl a lot. One of the original big four before I replaced them with girls I actually dated. Anywhoodles, I was chilling in her room with the door closed and she was vacuuming. Then the vacuuming stopped. Then the sex noises started.I stayed holed up in there for a minute. When I heard her walking about, she actually came to check on me I told her I had to skeedaddle. I had to ride Metro for a few hours to absorb such a monumental L.
damn the disrespect