My new girlfriend is a cop

[little4209]

Occupation is normally one of the first things you learn about a person

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i had this cop try to holla at me once , even wrote his number on a atm receipt. but he started out talking bout being able to lock my bd up and get him out the way, so i knew he would do me even worse , so i was like fukk that , nope.

 

[Kalik]

When I was 17, a 22 chick on the force was hollering at me, but I was doing dumb shyt..... Man I should have got with Glenda

 

[Prado210]

 

[King Poetic]

look at all these

Floating around this thread

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Occupation is normally one of the first things you learn about a person

When they say that, it's a direct sign of duck tale-age.



going on x amount of dates and they never hinted at their occupation or you failed to inquire about it is not normal - especially if this red-squared poster says she's his "GIRLFRIEND."



Imaginary girlfriend ass stories are starting to bore me.



You can kinda tell who gets laid in this place and who doesn't.



Men with dry/chapped penises tend to have amplified creative processes.



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[Silkk]

She must be one of the fine officers of Duckberg PD

Youve been together that long and you just found out she was a cop?So you saying you aint never ask what she does for a living and now that you know her squad car magically starts coming around for you two to fukk in?

:hovlol::hovlol: