My Man Fuked a ***** w/No Legs...

[newarkhiphop]

riofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
holy shyt






ya ninjas man lmaoooooooooooooooooo

 

[a murda]

 

[homiedontplaydat]

So I nut and she's acting like it's the best sex of her life (really I'm thinking damn aint this bytch arms tired?)

 

[Juliano Soprano]

The Vogue pose

 

[havoc]

So, that legless chick have nikkas blow her back out while she hanging on a tree ..

That story had me like

Some nikka probably left her hanging on a tree after he bust a nut as we speak..

 

[Slystallion]

Doubt its your story but it was fantastic storytelling could definitely be used in a script or make for great co conversation when out meeting people.

 

[A.V.]

Doubt its your story but it was fantastic storytelling could definitely be used in a script or make for great co conversation when out meeting people.

If your reading comprehension was up to par, you'd see i SAID it wasn't my story, and that I was jus telling it from his perspective as it was told to me, b...

 

[the cac mamba]

We get there to eat, and INSTANTLY, my boy looks at me like

lost it right here

 

[Slystallion]

If your reading comprehension was up to par, you'd see i SAID it wasn't my story, and that I was jus telling it from his perspective as it was told to me, b...

I know it was your friends story but it was so well constructed that it seems like it was written by a sketch comedy writer... take it as a compliment...lots of people suck at retelling stories

 

[7PHX]

"I just wanted to run out here and thank you, because most nikkaz just leave her hanging in the tree and bounce."

so she continuously gets left in a tree, and it's still her go to spot?

bytch throwin herself in the bushes

 

[dadecountynigga]

At first I was like

Then I was like

Then I got a 911 call and was like on the open line.

This is golden. I got 2 homeboys thats jumped a handi cap chick but this is better. A 3rd had just came home from jail and turned it down so i can imagine what she looked like.

 

[Metta World Movement]

I better not see a single "didn't read lol" gif in this thread

That shyt was worth the damn read!!!

 

[Non Sequitur]

We get there to eat, and INSTANTLY, my boy looks at me like

lost it right here

Then he said he was Mandark laughing

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

#DEAD

 

[The Guru]

After that Mandark laugh line i imagined the chick looking like this but without legs: