My Landlord claims that I'm a "Dope Dealer"

[The Nigerian]

My landlord claims that I'm a "dope dealer" and has given me 10 days notice to vacate the premises. He also informed me that he sent a couple of bottles of MOLLYWATR to the Chicago Police Department to be "analyzed."

No, this is not a joke.

 

[Ooh Marty]

well u do snort pounds of coke up ur nose a night on tinychat

 

[Sweet James]

Picture of the "notice"..........

 

[Kuuuuush]

 

[Rawtid]

You think they'd share the results of the analysis?

 

[posterchild336]

My landlord claims that I'm a "dope dealer" and has given me 10 days notice to vacate the premises. He also informed me that he sent a couple of bottles of MOLLYWATR to the Chicago Police Department to be "analyzed."

No, this is not a joke.

why would he think that you are a drug dealer?

 

[Hans Wurst]

i also informed the nsa that you are actually a boko haram sleeper

 

[HowardHughes]

Dont drop the soap

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Picture of the "notice"..........

 

[Nick Barnes]

I have the test results right here actually, courtesy of the Chicago Police Department.

Mollywatr Ingredients-
1% H2O
99% bullshyt

 

[Mr.Black]

well you probably are a dope dealer, so get your shyt packing nikka

 

[King Sun]

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

well u do snort pounds of coke up ur nose a night on tinychat

Blow Up Spots like little sisters...

Spoiler

 

[BlvdBrawler]

So you've perpetuated your entire business on exploiting drug culture and double-entendre related to drug usage, and now you're surprised (even shocked) to find that your marketing strategy lacks mass appeal, and you're likely to be mistaken for a drug user / dealer?



If only someone on the coli had said something about this sooner.

It's ok though I'm sure your attorney will clear this right up for you .

 

[Stacks]

Business owner, but doesn't own his own crib?

How you giving orders when your terms of living ain't even your own?

Sucking the dikks of them CACS when they just see you as a no-good-nikka-drug-dealer?