my homie had sex with his daughter. he didnt know it was his daughter.

[ElChapin]

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!






source: Duck Tales Lyrics - Theme Song Lyrics

 

[Hans Wurst]

come on you just watched oldboy

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Imagine this individual talking on the phone with his friends saying that the woman was a *hoe* as you guys say.

Its so demonic, friend.

 

[beenz]

usually buckeye's 's have a shred of believability. not this time

 

[Sad Bunny]

the variation of different ways of calling ducktales in this thread got me

 

[Won Won]

 

[Bay Area]

Dont you have kids my nikka? Incest should not be on your list of

 

[HamAndEgger]

 

[DEAD7]

The thread title alone lets you know its

 

[Xerces]

ehh, usually your stories are humorous, but this one was not only not funny but again makes me wonder why you all even think to post this stuff.


0/10 back to the drawing board.


Maybe make a thread about sending Diddy another funny beat perhaps?