My homie brought his new lady over for couples' game night and she sh1t in our toilet

[underwaterboogiebaby]

A lady/gentleman never leaves the house w/out this!

 

[Larry Lambo]

^ That is just what I was about to post. Solid investment.

 

[Xerces]

"Bubbling personality and guts"

 

[Hi!]

the disrespect

She must not of known that she was in a former Coli poster of the years crib

@Buckeye Fever @Buckeye Fever's Wife yall should of of let her know

 

[Neil Tyson]

bytch came out the bathroom like "girrrrl, dem chilli beans...."


Then proceeded to sit down like we cant smell it seepin from the bathroom and said "I wanna be the thimble"

She even had on a dress

Did she flush? If not that's very rude.

 

[Miggs]

if she left skid marks on the bowl she dont respect you...

 

[newworldafro]

Guest use the ..................... Guest bathroom.............if possible. I appreciate a woman that watches what she eats the first time or two , because she is trying to control bubbleguts (I think)...After you smashed a few times, all that is gone. Just etiquette.

 

[MidniteJay]

This thread made my day.

 

[Tunez]

She probably didn't have underwear on and stained your couch

 

[Bless't]

bytch came out the bathroom like "girrrrl, dem chilli beans...."


Then proceeded to sit down like we cant smell it seepin from the bathroom and said "I wanna be the thimble"

She even had on a dress

The attention to detail in this story is what I personally enjoyed about it.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

THREAD OF THE DAY

 

[desjardins]

Everybody shyt stink
My Bol girl once left a bathroom reeking of a different kind of funk
Wife a broad who didn't take a dump but left the bathroom smelling worst than if she did brehs

 

[ridedolo]

Apparently it does. Keep matches in the bathroom. Strike one match and it kills the poo poo smell.

facts. learned this from a chick in my late teens.

 

[MarcMan]

I would've done the same. Then came out the bathroom like, "I would suggest you call a plumber"

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

bytch came out the bathroom like "girrrrl, dem chilli beans...."


Then proceeded to sit down like we cant smell it seepin from the bathroom and said "I wanna be the thimble"

She even had on a dress

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO