My girls cousin tryna smash

[young3000]

Let me look at the PIC again

But all I see is wide jeans breh

I bet she is 5" 1 165 pounds

This shyt got me in tears

dude said let me look again, as if your eyes deceived you

 

[Human Torch]

son im cryin....u was dead ass

 

[Shade]

 

[KOohbt]

 

[Max Goonberg]

i keep it 100 breh

when keeping it 100 goes wrong

 

[feelosofer]

The thing is you got new puzzy syndrome. You been with your girl for so long that anything new looks delicious. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and guess your girl is prettier. Either way don't fukk her cousin, that's silly breh.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

yall ever run into this dilemma?

last night i'm with my girl at her cousin's bday party when i see her cousin. now her cousin is the type of broad with the huuuuuge booty, i guess you can qualify her as a plumper or by coli standards, a bbw. but breh, the ass is HUUUUGE. i'm not gonna lie bruh if i wasnt there with my girl, i would have taken the bish to the car right quick.

So we at the bar and my girl decides to go to the bathroom. thats when this heathen decides to get to know me, touching my arm, laughing at all my jokes. then the dj puts on that new Nicki joint and this big booty bytch decides to jiggle it right in front of me

we get our drinks and my girl comes back. for some reason i'm standing behind the big booty cousin and she turns round, and when she does, she brushes her hand against my dikk

i swear brehs, i was about to bust my nut right there. no lie, i forgot my girl was there for a few seconds. i was ready to jump on this bytch right then and there

the whole time this bytch is making slick comments. my girl and her cousin wanted to dance with me and i said i'm cool, i'll just watch. this bytch says, "mmmm, he likes to watch " i just stood there brehs with the biggest boner i've had in a long ass time

i didn't smash but i really wish i could have

ass was so fat i snapped a pic

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/7q8vAhe.jpg

Mad props for the pic, coli nikkas make me laugh always asking for pics and when you get one you put a nikka on blast for the ass not being your flavour. Personally I like my ass with a bit more shape and umpt but do you nikka.

 

[UpAndComing]

and nah breh, if i didnt post a pic, i woulda got "pic vio" posts

i'm just telling yall my dilemma

So ironic you got a pic of Clinton in your avi
Is your girlfriend's cousin a secretary?

 

[jwinfield]

breh i wish i woulda taken a front pic, she didn't have a stomach. she just got wide ass and wide hips

please believe me

 

[Orange cream shake]

she built like a linebacker

 

[Olu Dara]

:guccilool: at this entire thread

 

[TheKang]

Ol girl built like a battletoad

Got them Monster's Inc proportions

Op tho had good intentions but I'll be dammed if he ain't have to lean wayyyy back to sneak that width into the frame, ur zoom out game is top shelf but the chick is a well (don't even ask me how)

 

[Diondon]

I'm crying

 

[raul04]

The scenery looks familiar was this "bar" dave and busters? They have no dj there

Edit: you lost regardless that ass is flat

 

[Dig]

way you described her had me thinking baby was bad.. She just bad OP