My girl is mad i shared the bed with my homie n made her sleep on the floor

[Buckeye Fever]

That's right breh

Put somethin on her mind. Make her jealous. Have her thinking that there could be a spark between u and your homie.

This will only help your relationship.

The icing on the cake woulda been brehkfast in bed, and u not bringin her any.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

We was all over my mama crib last night chillin watchn netflix.

She started piccin the movies and shyt den she started piccin WACC ass fuccin movies

I grabbed da controller from her like we not watchin this shyt

She starts runnin her mouth den she slapped me im like "das a bet, im goin to bed"

When she got upstairs the spot in my bed dat was posed to be for her but my homie was layin there instead. I aint want her to wake him up so i thru her my pillow n and a cover n told her take her ass to sleep.

Now she textin me sayin she sorry

Goin the gator route. Really friend. Gonna start callin you BuckeyeReloaded

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I wanted to hate this thread so bad, but he hit all the right notes. Can't even embrace the hate now.

 

[Silkk]

Im Laughing

 

[sanityovar8ted]

u deserve to share that girl

 

[Sad Bunny]

I wanted to hate this thread so bad, but he hit all the right notes. Can't even embrace the hate now.

this nikka is like a gay troll coach

thanks for helping me stay sharp for so long ...

you're the phil jackson to my kobe

the birdman to my weezy

the david furnish to my elton john

thats my coach/father/life partner

 

[diggy]

nikka hit the L7, I hope

 

[Polygraph steez]

Knew thread starter was a lame when i saw the double c's

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

this nikka is like a gay troll coach

thanks for helping me stay sharp for so long ...

you're the phil jackson to my kobe

the birdman to my weezy

the david furnish to my elton john

thats my coach/father/life partner

That "my homie was turned around too" was so subtle and perfect

 

[No_bammer_weed]

neither

she was on da floor on my side of the bed so i turnt around n faced my homie cuz i aint wanna look at her she made me THAT mad, but my homie was turnt around to tho

goat coli posta with another one!

 

[Metta World Movement]

You shoulda kicked her in the p*ssy, too

 

[Brofato]

This is a quality thread, Zay.

 

[BrothaZay]

this nikka is like a gay troll coach

thanks for helping me stay sharp for so long ...

you're the phil jackson to my kobe

the birdman to my weezy

the david furnish to my elton john

thats my coach/father/life partner

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Who was the big spoon?

 

[King Poetic]

We was all over my mama crib last night chillin watchn netflix.

She started piccin the movies and shyt den she started piccin WACC ass fuccin movies

I grabbed da controller from her like we not watchin this shyt

She starts runnin her mouth den she slapped me im like "das a bet, im goin to bed"

When she got upstairs the spot in my bed dat was posed to be for her but my homie was layin there instead. I aint want her to wake him up so i thru her my pillow n and a cover n told her take her ass to sleep.

Now she textin me sayin she sorry