My friend who nailed Dixie Carter in the 80's
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Don't forget Viscera doing a perfect moonsault off the top of the cage or Hogan mercifully putting Andre the Giant out of his misery with the leg drop in front of half a million people
I can see it. Wrestlemania 3, Hogan hears the sound of a loud break. Andre is in tears, as Hogan broke Andre's back with the damn scoop. Andre looks up to Hogan, tears in his eyes as Hogan is crying as well. Andre point to Hogan, "DDUOOOOOO IHHHHTTTT TERRRRRYYYY~!" and Hogan is rubbing his skull and pulling his hair. Andre goes, "ITTTTSSSSSSS YOUHHHRRRR DESSHHHHTINNNNYYY!" and Hogan nods, and delivers the biggest legdrop to internally decapitate Andre. 
The OP's friend more likely had sex with the other Dixie Carter.
Received a few PM's from people asking for more about how my friend nailed Dixie Carter in the 80's, so I thought I'd create a topic for it rather than keep it in PM.
My Friend Who Nailed Dixie Carter in the 80's
So basically my friend lived in Nashville from 1978 - 1992. In the summer of 1984 he was at a country music festival. He met a girl who claimed she was the daughter of an business mogul from the energy sector whilst smoking a joint. He thought she was high at first but then one of her friends confirmed it separately. Funny note: she called herself "Dix" when he asked what her name was. When he brought it to her attention that most would assume "dikks" in their head, her friend blurted out, "Yeah, she gets a lot of dikks in her head". Dixie Carter didn't deny anything, she just shrugged and continued to smoke her joint.
Anyway, later that night they got went to the same hotel together. Apparently Dixie Carter just took all of her clothes off and got on all fours. My friend went to do her in the ass, but she said no.
He said there was nothing special about the sex with Dixie, comparing it to going at it with a wife of 40 years who just wasn't putting in any effort. The only note worthy thing he said was, that there was an unbearable smell of fish coming from her. he asked her mid way through if she wanted to get in the shower with him, but she didn't get the hint. He said he didn't get to shoot with her, because he was smelling so much fish it put him off, then when he looked down at her wonky eyes going all over the place, he simply lost his erection.
He snuck out in the morning and never called her.
BodeineBrazy
hehehehehehehehehe
lmfao @ Dix
Lol..too convenient. And of course Paige being so pale and not wiping. .Some unknown on thecoli.com is in possession of this magical knowledge.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/disturbing-story-about-paige.228056/
Edit:
We was about to have a problem until I googled
krackdagawd
Inspire.
tsc got their own version of 'dem sheets 
GiantGonzalez
Banned
i bet Steph's puss dont smell like salmon 