My First (and Last) Encounter with a Backpage Hoe

[HoloGraphic]

it was the first thing that came to mind

i was already uncomfortable with the whole prospect of meeting with a chick off backpage in the first place. the fact that she looked nothing like the photo was the final straw.

That false advertisement bullshyt. I would have been pissed. Should have charged her for the gas you wasted.


She a trapper tho

 

[PUT IN WORK]

I wanna call this chick bad but I'm scared
http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incall-specials-tiny-petite-100-real-18/12213927

*looks at her location* Don't do it breh, trust me on this one.






... Fairfax

 

[JasonSJackson]

apparently the site escortphonesearch.com is one way to verify how a chick looks.

i entered her number and voila:

http://escortphonesearch.com/305-209-2205/

both the fake pics and real pics.

had i known of this prior to my adventure this morning, perhaps i could've avoided the situation

any other questions, sherlock?:smugdraper

305-209-2205/

anyone want to call this number and let the harlot know about this thread?

Im sure that would make this very entertaining

 

[Tres Leches]